Machete Landing

Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™

Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker.

me n my friends are homos and we’re like this because we fuckin rule we’ll do this after we shove you in a locker

These boys having more fun in 52 seconds than Donnie Downer up there has had in his whole life.

Boys will be boys.

Remember there was a post floating around about how men mistake compliments for flirting because they can’t fathom being nice to women unless there’s sex involved? Turns out they just get treated like shit.

The comments here sure are full of people blaming this on men… how surprising

Tumblr can’t fathom the idea that a smile is sometimes enough to sustain some guys for a week and a compliment remembered can have us smiling 20 years later.

I felt good for like a week when a girl said I looked nice in my new eyeglasses several years ago. And a girl in school said I was cute one day, and I still remember that 30 years later.

I have a mighty need

*watches three episodes of Golden Girls simultaneously while relaxing in this bad boy*

Women get more years than men, but are they really living.

Boys will be boys.

Boys will be boys.

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Remember there was a post floating around about how men mistake compliments for flirting because they can’t fathom being nice to women unless there’s sex involved? Turns out they just get treated like shit.

The comments here sure are full of people blaming this on men… how surprising

Tumblr can’t fathom the idea that a smile is sometimes enough to sustain some guys for a week and a compliment remembered can have us smiling 20 years later.

I can probably recall every compliment I’ve ever gotten in my life because there have been so few, especially when it comes to anything related to my appearance.