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Machete Landing

@machetelanding / machetelanding.tumblr.com

I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.

#fml #fuck my life #life #i give up #epic fail #failure #text

#single #single problems #lonely #alone #forever alone #hopeless #unlovable #undateable #dating #relationships #me #everyone else #third wheel #boyfriend #girlfriend #kissing #left out #fml

#sad #sad dog #dogs #your year #vows #almost over #haven't done shit #life #directionless #clueless #incapable #no idea what i'm doing #fml

#ken bone #offer #money #100 grand #porno #kiss #never been kissed #not fair #single problems #alone #lonely #forever alone #wtf #fml #fuck my life

machetelanding reblogged

I got a 26 on that purity test is that bad or…..?

What purity test this I wanna see if I’m less pure

http://ricepuritytest.com/

93! Holy fuck, have I lived a boring uninteresting life.

#purity #pure #test #boring #uninteresting #life #holy fuck #dull #fml #me

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