machetelanding reblogged
Marvel Editors:
“Unbreakable”
machetelanding reblogged
Destro: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a billion dollars? A billion dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. M.A.R.S. Industries alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
CC: Really? That's a lot of money.
[pause]
CC: Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!
Cobra Commander: I have developed a new device I call a “Laser Beam”
With this “Laser Beam” I will burn a hole in Earth’s ozone layer unless we are paid...a hefty ransom...
Destro: That...already happened
Cobra Commander: Really?
..........
SHIT
Alright let’s do what we always do
Hijack some nuclear weapons and threaten the world