machetelanding reblogged
veryfunnymemes
look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh
omfgshefuckinded
Yup. As soon as I get in bed for the night, my phone goes on Mute and doesn’t come off it until I get up in the morning. Heck, sometimes I don’t even take it off Mute until after I’ve had my breakfast and gotten cleaned up. If anybody calls during that time and it’s important, they can leave a message.
