Machete Landing

Destro: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a billion dollars? A billion dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. M.A.R.S. Industries alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!

CC: Really? That's a lot of money.

[pause]

CC: Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!

Cobra Commander: I have developed a new device I call a “Laser Beam”

With this “Laser Beam” I will burn a hole in Earth’s ozone layer unless we are paid...a hefty ransom...

Destro: That...already happened

Cobra Commander: Really?

..........

SHIT

Alright let’s do what we always do

Hijack some nuclear weapons and threaten the world

i think its so funny when men complain about women expecting them to hold doors open for them. so, we have to clean your house, cook your food, buy your groceries, give birth to and raise your children, and you cant hold open a fucking door?

This honestly goes both ways. A man could easily say "You expect me to work at least 8 hours a day, make all the money to support us (and possible kids), buy you whatever you want, be "strong" in every way, pay everytime we go out (dinner, vacations, shopping, whatever), be a protector if we are ever in any danger, be the provider, and then do "emotional labor" ontop of it but you can't clean the house and cook some food?"

op died in 1953 and this is their ghost coming back not realizing how things work now

Liz Wheeler is a fucking hero.