Machete Landing

ok im kinda curious but how many people have admitted to having a crush on you? 

Like 3 and almost all of them online people who have no reasonable way of being actually physically near me.

I’m always the crusher not the crushee

Unfortunately I’m amazing and everyone loves me

None, though a girl did ask me to a school dance once. Also a girl asked me out in middle school on the end of year field trip then broke it off like 5 hours later when she learned we were going to different highschools.

I’d ballpark it at about 6 from online and maybe 3 irl that told me after I moved away.

Maybe two dozen, with maybe 3 of those being IRL. But the IRL ones were ages ago and 10 of the online ones were guys who know I can’t reciprocate.

Zero.

Not exaggerating. Literally zero.

I absolutely did...kinda still do...

Oh, like you wouldn’t believe. 😍

It would be a miracle.

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a miracle

I think it’s an accident

Considering the fact a girl in my science class senior year was flirting with me, and I didn’t even realize it until ten years later, I can believe that’s possible.

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