Machete Landing

I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

someone said this was vader just saying a bunch of prepared comebacks all at once and now i can’t unhear it and its killing me

It is 2025. Prostution is legal. Thousands of women who can’t pay their student loans or cant pay their medical expenses or maybe just can’t pay bills working at Walmart are now working in brothels, though they have some newspeak name.

Now, radical feminists on this site have a tendency to ask hard questions and this is mine: Are women allowed to refuse service to customers? And for what reasons?

How many fast food employees are allowed to refuse to make their ex a burger? How many manicurists can turn away their grouchy neighbors? We are in a tizzy about bakers not making wedding cakes for gay couples recently so if prostitution is supposed to be like any other job then when can you reasonably refuse service at other jobs?

Your ex comes in and wants to have sex with you and the manager says you’ll lose your job if you don’t. Your dad’s friend who has been giving you creepy looks since you were 13 is now here for you at 18. We can really go on and on because these places could start making you roleplay or be flogged for BDSM or a million other things.

And another swerf post on this website recently mentioned OSHA standards for bodily fluids. According to the “regular job” propaganda, we would have to have no skin to skin contact if we really wanted it to operate like any other job.

Answer me, you human trafficking enabling cowards.

Hey, stripper here. Guess what? One of the best, the very best, parts of being a sex worker is being able to say no to a customer. I danced for 8 years(pre pandemic) and at no point did a manager ever force me to dance for a customer who wanted a dance from me. Sex work is real work, but that doesn’t mean that sex work is the exact same as other service industry jobs. In fact, one of the things I adore about being a stripper is the freedom to not have to deal with asshole customers the way I did as a waitress and a cashier. Having to sit there and take verbal abuse from customers is no longer an indignity I am forced to endure.

And you have a whole lot of fucking nerve to call people who support sex work enablers of sex trafficking. Sex trafficking flies under the radar so often because of how stigmatized sex work is, thanks to people like you. If all sex work was legalized and regulated and sex workers were treated with the respect we deserve, it would be much, much more difficult to hide victims of sex trafficking among us. So maybe stop oppressing us and forcing us to use our bodies for labor in the ways you approve of, and support full legalization and regulation. Also treating us with respect would be pretty damn nice too.

Also, fucking also, in most of the strip clubs I’ve worked at there were very large posters in the locker rooms and bathrooms describing, in both English and Spanish, what exactly it means to be sex trafficked and provides numbers for assistance. Just fyi. Plus we get to know and care about each other, and I promise you, if any of us suspected that a fellow sex worker was being trafficked, we’d do something about it. So don’t you dare call us sex trafficking enablers.

*ahem*

Some of y’all really be out here hating on Captain Marvel for being “too OP” and shit and how she’s the worst superhero but I don’t see you coming at Superman with the same energy.

Y’all just mad thousands of young girls finally have a Marvel role model to look up to (besides Natasha) and that’s on female empowerment making you uncomfortable.

I could go on and on about this..

Superman DOES have weakness/weaknesses that are greatly explored in many of his films. Both directly physical and mental. He has a real personality and story outside of his hero role.

Captain Marvel on the other hand does not have any real weaknesses explored in her film. She comes across as all powerful, immediately taking down any obstacle, and doing so with the worst personality for a superhero that I’ve ever seen. They portrayed her like an absolutely pompous asshole. It was infuriating to watch her arrogance for 2 hours or whatever. You can argue that other superheros are/start out very arrogant but these characters tend to LEARN from this experience. CM never learns a single drop of humility in her entire movie. She’s the best and such a sTronG inDepEndEnt womAn. They spent the entire movie focusing on this instead of building a real, likeable character. They spend the whole movie beating us over the head with how “empowered” she is. It’s truly exhausting. THIS is why no one likes her.

Captain Marvel fucking sucked and as a woman myself, I deserved better. All those little girls deserved someone better to look up to.

Since we are on this topic, Wonder Woman is by far the superior female empowerment hero, hands down.

I hit reblog so fast there was a tsunami in the Pacific.

“The new mandate means that employers may now opt out of providing Viagra and other impotence treatments as part of their employe’s health insurance plans, if it conflicts with their spiritual belief that everything happens for a reason and is thus it is God’s* will that you shall no longer have sex.”

*insert your deity of choice, fate, or ‘the universe’. 

I’m sure they’d be yelling “misandrist” to every woman on here 😂

Alright, followers. How would you respond if such a law actually existed (alongside the current laws made against women’s reproductive rights?)

Speaking as someone who is already pro choice, I can see a flaw in this argument.

Abortion laws don’t STOP women from having sex, nor from masturbating (the scenario in which a guy might ejaculate outside of reproduction). They force the woman to carry the child to term. So the male equivalent would be to force the father to raise and support any child they were to impregnate a partner with.

…Hang on.

Isn’t that ALREADY the law?

Damn. You pretty much nailed it. Cheers to you Luna

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

Wanna know what’s really fucking retarded? Listening to feminists coo at other women who aren’t feminists going “Oh you poor thing, you’ve been brainwashed by such evil men into thinking your oppression in normal. I hope you learn not to hate yourself so much.” Or how about “you’ve become so used to your chains that you don’t even know that they’re there.”

Like this is their reaction to seeing a women not feel constantly miserable about their life all the time and actually being confident and independent and having real control over their lives. They’ve made themselves so miserable with this bs feminist rhetoric that they feel the need to drag down others with them.

So I’m just gonna say this. Even if you were right, which you’re not, I’d much rather be happy in chains I don’t believe are there then be miserable in an illusion I’ve drowned myself in.