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Machete Landing

@machetelanding / machetelanding.tumblr.com

I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.
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My class pretended to play dead.

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tyleroakley

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

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quibbs

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

lmao an absolute delight

I kinda love that he was really worried for a second like oh no, what has happened to all my children all at once, then he gets it

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