machetelanding reblogged
followers, for today’s post, i’ve arranged your desks in a circle
machetelanding reblogged
History class in the Star Trek universe must be a trip. Imagine sitting down at your desk, twelve fucking years old, and your teacher says “Turn to page 294, we will now be examining the presidency of Abraham Lincoln and how he was later resurrected to help Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise fight Genghis Khan. Also, we’ll be having a test today on Jack The Ripper, who was really an energy being that hated women.”
