#arrested – @machetelanding on Tumblr

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

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Help Pay for Walmart Lawsuit

I got arrested for shoplifting and have fines to pay off, minimum is $100 but they'll probably be going for maximum $1000, plus we gotta go to court n shit. My parents are making me pay for everything.

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I was arrested yesterday for stealing things for my “friends” who sold me out, and I need to pay for an incoming Walmart lawsuit and an online class I have to take against shoplifting. Half the stuff in my bag was other people’s, I just ended up being their scapegoat. I don’t want my life to be fucked up by one mistake. Please donate, and if you can’t donate, please reblog this and spread it. Thank you.

Don’t steal shit, scumbag.

Welp, so much for that.

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