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Machete Landing

@machetelanding / machetelanding.tumblr.com

I post a bit of everything: nostalgia, movies, television, books, comic books, music, history, politics, America, and (lately) Anime tiddies.

Happy Prime Day!

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When Amazon splits your order in two

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*SOUND ON*

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Doorbell: *rings*

Me waiting for a package:

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guys I just had Death Wish coffee which has like 5 times the amount of caffeine as a normal cup of coffee and I feel like I might take off and fly upwards into the ceiling like I can’t even close my eyes to blink LMAO

Lol

I’m not a coffee drinker but my brother loves Death Wish. The reviews on Amazon are often hilarious.

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#funny #humor #5 hour energy #energy drink #reviews #customers #pros and cons #amazon #energized

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