I’ve been out of touch for quite a long while. Real Life caught up to me hard, but I’m working through the chaos.
I was hoping some folks would be willing to reblog a fundraiser I’ve organized for my cat, Gomez. He’s in rough shape and needs some expensive testing done to get a solid diagnosis and treatment plan.
I’ve been out of touch for quite a long while. Real Life caught up to me hard, but I’m working through the chaos.
I was hoping some folks would be willing to reblog a fundraiser I’ve organized for my cat, Gomez. He’s in rough shape and needs some expensive testing done to get a solid diagnosis and treatment plan.
I’ve been out of touch for quite a long while. Real Life caught up to me hard, but I’m working through the chaos.
I was hoping some folks would be willing to reblog a fundraiser I’ve organized for my cat, Gomez. He’s in rough shape and needs some expensive testing done to get a solid diagnosis and treatment plan.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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EXCEPT to say- commonplacecaz.
This is beautiful and need to be posted on my fridge.
Your writer is a person, but this writer occasionally needs to be prodded with sticks.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
Soft marble sculptures.
One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man. The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing. 100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.
Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series
Works wonders in the South, too.
And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”
As always you can ask anything you want, even if it’s not on the prompt.
Oh my god 🤣 [Sound on]
A career for a career - Megan Fox deserves to have hers back. Michael Bay deserves to be blacklisted, something he had no problem doing to her when she exposed him for his awful, predatory behavior.
I can tell that if you were to see the whole video of that she was being rushed and would have no way of seeing him, it would barely have been in her peripherals for more than a second with the second bodyguard walking her, who you can see is already pushing the boy and his flower away
BUT ALSO THEY MADE HER WEAR A PAPER BAG FOR A INTERVIEW????
Even only from the photos of her from that time you can tell she can’t see anything including the boy and doesn’t even notice him there and is being dragged through the crowd, yet people used this to vilify her like they used everything else she ever did or said to excuse the way she was treated. At that time, she couldn’t win no matter what, and I am 110% sure it’s because somebody was paying the press to slander her. Wonder who.
In an unprecedented interview conducted by comic Matt Zaller, Megan Fox gets ignored and forced into putting a bag on her head. This interview is a funny offering of something different in a climate of Megan Fox media saturation. This is not an attempt to dis Megan or to knock her acting abilities. And, of course we think she's hot. This is merely Matt's take on the media frenzy that surrounds her. Please enjoy responsibly.
I am disgusted. They really thought they did something with this. Poor Megan. Really, poor her.
VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*
This is why the police ultimately must be abolished. Like we’re funding an organization that literally does nothing but kill people.
every chronically ill person deserves a chaise to lie on dramatically when their illness requires horizontal time. this is the least the government could do for us. i'm tired of having to lie on just a couch or my bed; the flavor is all wrong.
I dont know what prompted this but I could not possibly agree more
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades. So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.
