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Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

Slightly shameful to admit, but nothing could stop me from playing this game

You and me both, bestie

“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

*September 1st on Tumblr*

You can only reblog this once a year

Hell yeah

witch wizard of waterdeep bolt

Me until Veil Guard comes out

Aren’t we all ..

Can confirm 👍

I saw a woman so beautiful I started crying???

Bellara is so fucking cute. It distracts me in the middle of the day. I can't wait for my Rook to meet this lady 😍 💗

i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man

TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy

[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]

BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong

I wish this would happen. Just make it absurd, frightening, and interesting instead of both of the first things but also just dismal

You’re the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you’re made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That’s when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

Stealing this for my dnd campaign!

Nothing with No One

slenderman after the divorce

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

Abomination Just a lil' body / orb horror.

Ooh this is really good 👏

listen, I don’t care. I don’t care if veilguard is bad. I don’t give fuck if technically it’s sucks. Looks bad? I don’t care. Gameplay sucks? Don’t care. I’ve been waiting 10 years for this god damn game I *will* be eating all of it up, I will be playing it over and over I’m picking up every codex entry, every ore is mine, I will be jumping on rocks repeatedly, I will make every npc sick of me, count your fucking days solas cause I’m coming for your bald ass.

Seriously, DAVe could be absolute garbage, and I would still go to Bioware and request they inject it straight into my veins.

I need that sweet, sweet lore. And I need to know the resolution to Inquisition. It could be radioactive toxin, and you would still need to pry this game from my cold, dead fingers.

Babes, we are on the sentence of the same page <3

Me going through all my dozens of Wardens, Hawkes, and Inquisitors from multiple world states both new and old to create the ultimate world state for Veilguard

I already have a pretty committed canon playthrough path, but... it can be like that

glad to see we sexualized that old man enough to make it everyone else's problem

I'm so proud of us 🥹