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Fandom blog. About to experience a Dragon Age chokehold for the fourth time. Most recently hyperfixated on Baldur's Gate 3/Gale Dekarios. Featuring DS9, Warhammer and ASOIAF here and there. maybe more if I find them fun. She/her, 30s, expect to see saucy reblogs.
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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

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weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

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vmohlere
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
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taraljc

May you end this week surrounded by the scent of pine boughs, mulled wine, laughter, and the joy of having 6submitted your Yuletide Treasure story early.

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m4gehand

Fuck it, I'm in

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anarchafemme
Prosecutors argued that Mangione was carrying about $10,000 in cash and that his bag was a Faraday bag that blocks cellphone signals—all proof that he was a sophisticated criminal who should be held without bail. “‘I’d like to correct two things,’” Mangione said after the prosecutor finished speaking, according to CNN’s Danny Freeman, “‘I don’t know where any of that money came from—I’m not sure if it was planted. And also, that bag was waterproof, so I don’t know about criminal sophistication.’”

this is what i've been trying to say. yes the memes are funny, but leaps and bounds more important than that is Luigi Mangione first and foremost is in danger.

while he is innocent until proven guilty in the court of law, far too many people have jumped on the idea of him being the shooter because it's funny. however. there are a few key things i personally need to point out.

  1. the NYPD fucking sucks. no bones about it. they are a legitimately bad police force. they are deeply corrupt and losing public value.
  2. they allegedly found him with the gun and a full manifesto on his person just sitting in a mcdonalds. why in sweet fuck would anybody able to pull off that kind of murder and then evade the police for days just be carrying that around with him??

just. think critically for 30 seconds about any and all media surrounding this case that you read, and especially remember that the public opinion, while it isn't necessarily supposed to be, is influential in court cases.

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assiraphales

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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megmelodia

Good news, she is out with all charges dropped

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m4gehand

Hell yeah baby

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I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.

Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.

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m4gehand

He could have been an absolute lump of a goblin and he would have been hot to me for this. Sexy is as sexy does

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assiraphales

you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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Thinking about how fun it would have been to actually have proper origins and play through Varric’s recruitment of your Rook as a pre-prologue. Not only would it give you a stronger connection to your backstory/faction, but I think it would’ve helped sell that Rook and Varric were supposedly pretty close, which, frankly, there simply was not enough time to establish. Having to explore the fallout of your character’s “big decision that led to their leaving” might have aided in allowing the player to truly identify with any regret Rook may hold with the decisions they made. Truly such a missed opportunity!!!

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m4gehand

Agreed

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vamprisms

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

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m4gehand

Me watching Kelsier set himself up as Skaa Jesus in Mistborn after the horrible oppressive system affected him personally

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Order years Garak.

A bit retro, but still not !Mirror :D

Different (fantasy?) color versions are under the cut

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m4gehand

I am looking respectfully

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aviss

Hear me out, if Dorian Pavus apprenticed under Emmrich in Nevarra in his teens, he probably not only picked up fom hin not just spells, but also the love for facial hair.

Imagine, of you will, baby gay Dorian with a massive crush on his necromancy professor, who not only knows all there is to know about the death, he's also soft spoken, erudite and openly bisexual, coming back to Tevinter with the first wisps of his signature mustache, and a new need to be himself openly. No wonder he'd rebelled and gone off the rails.

Also, imagine Felix seeing him for the first time and making fun of his mustache, and Dorian defending it because it looked so good on Emmrich.

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m4gehand

New headcanon unlocked

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kaijuno

“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

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