J’ai des choses à régler avec monsieur l’ex-procureur.
Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
redesign/headcanon ace attorney girls!!
so theres this game ive been playing
small brain: edgeworth's unnecessary feelings are gay thoughts and it's a gay moment
larger brain: edgeworth's unnecessary feelings are about his dogmatic worldview changing so it's not a gay thing
galaxy brain: edgeworth's unnecessary feelings are about his dogmatic worldview changing, which is gay as fuck to do because of another man
Still here, despite everything
turnabout sisters is so insane in hindsight. you are miles edgeworth. mia fey, the first defense attorney you ever went against, has been murdered and you are prosecuting her little sister for the crime. not only are you intrinsically tied to her because of the circumstances surrounding your father’s death but you both watched a man kill himself your first time in court. you think this case could not be more emotionally charged. then you walk into court the day of the trial and who do you see on the defense? your fucking childhood best friend who you haven’t seen in 15 years.
pointing simulator for the gameboyadvance
[Image description: a digital drawing of Ace Attorney characters, done in a style with bright colours and heavy cell shading reminiscent of comic book covers. In the foreground we see Miles Edgeworth, facing away from the viewer and placing a hand on the prosecution's bench in front of him. Beyond him, we see Phoenix Wright pointing a hand in a bright burst of light, as Maya Fey cheers. End image description]
these clowns
people who haven't played this series will never understand how much of a hater phoenix is in his internal monologue
qué novela es esa ma
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Van Zieks visiting Iris (and enduring a recital)
You mean to tell me he breasted boobily down the courtroom stairs??
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