They all just exude epic drama queen energy

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.

@systlin

This guy has a whole website

It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT

I need this book!

@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system

“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”

I lost it at that line :D

UM I need this book

Damian: I heard Father has proposed to you and you said “yes”.

Selina: Yes, I did.

Damian: Good. All your cats are MINE now.

(Submitted by @xellexavierxau)

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

I love this omg

I say: I want the Tony ships in one chart explained

They say: nobody can do it the world is not ready

I say: watch me

Someone, probably: Who do you ship Tony with?

Me: Probably a healthy dose of self-esteem and happiness.

Them: No, like a character.

Me: All of them.

Them: What?

Me: If my mood is this, I ship this. 

(I don’t think Bucky or Natasha are evil but the way the alignment works I see it)

Bruce and Clark swapping costumes in Batman #37

The S stands for hope, but the bat's just a bat.

I mean, reversed, the bat stands for overcoming fear. The s stands for super. But you can't deny Bruce his dry humor.

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

Aww! Cute!

I honestly feel like Dick Grayson would wear this, without shame or even joking because he thinks he looks good and it makes him feel fancy.

Someone draw this and tag me

What do you think @incorrect-batfamily-quotes ?

@foxtrotsambablue look what you made me do. Just a quick sketch but now I can't get it out of my head.

Dick: Guys look what I found!

Tim: *raises eyebrow* So does this mean we're sending you back to the circus?

Jason: *Eye twitch, trying not to laugh so hard he's tearing up*

Stephanie: *furiously taking pics*

Damian: G-Grayson? What is this monstrosity? I demand you burn it! *is visibly embarrassed by his older brother's antics*

Bruce: *Facepalms*

I honestly feel like Dick Grayson would wear this, without shame or even joking because he thinks he looks good and it makes him feel fancy.

Someone draw this and tag me

What do you think @incorrect-batfamily-quotes ?

@foxtrotsambablue look what you made me do. Just a quick sketch but now I can't get it out of my head.

Dick: Guys look what I found!

Tim: *raises eyebrow* So does this mean we're sending you back to the circus?

Jason: *Eye twitch, trying not to laugh so hard he's tearing up*

Stephanie: *furiously taking pics*

Damian: G-Grayson? What is this monstrosity? I demand you burn it! *is visibly embarrassed by his older brother's antics*

Bruce: *Facepalms*