Alistar: *walks into Leon’s room with a confused and slightly horrified expression*
Leon: Ah, you’re here- hey, what’s wrong?
Dusk: You look like you’ve seen something terrible!
Noureen: What? Did you accidentally walk in on Captain Yami in the bath or something?
Alistar: No…I think this might actually be worse than that…
Mikhail: Oh gods, this must be pretty bad then
Leon: Alistar, what happened?
Alistar: I…where do I begin?
Noureen: I think the beginning is the safest bet
*Alistar takes a deep breath*
Alistar: When I was on my way here, I heard a very…*strange* conversation between Nora and Kito
Leon: Well, that’s not really unusual with them
Alistar: They were talking about Kito looking at Nora with horny thoughts
Leon, Noureen, Mikhail, and Dusk: ….What?
Alistar: Yeah
Leon: *eyebrow visibly twitching* And What exactly was said between them?
Dusk: Leon, calm down
Noureen: I don’t think that’s gonna work Dusk
Alistar: Well…I didn’t stick around to hear all of it, but Nora said “You couldn’t look at me with a horny thought if you tried!” and Kito replied with: “…I’m willing to try” and then…
Mikhail: And then what?
Alistar: *face going pale* And then…Kito tried…
Leon: *visibly clenching his jaw* And?
Alistar: Well…Kito said something along the lines of “the way her ankles held up the rest of her body was…really hot”
Leon, Noureen, Mikhail, and Dusk: ….
Alistar: I said he tried, I didn’t say he succeeded…