Sir, here's your ord-
where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this
(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)
"Such rains, which meteorologists are calling an extratropical storm, may change the course of the region's weather in months and years to come as the air retains more moisture"
The coven of chaos is literally a pride flag
They knew what they were doing—
This is the best idea in the history of film.
They say your muscles have memory. The heart is a muscle, too. And I've been training mine since I was a kid to fall in love with one particular person.
no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
"My mother needs me home." (x Agatha All Along, S01E09)
blonde aubrey plaza and redhead kathryn hahn for the adaptation of the seven husbands of evelyn hugo when?????
something i loved in the agatha/rio kiss
agatha syphon rio’s power to sacrifice herself because she knew that would kill her (little lines she’s being poisoned by rio’s power)
but once she is "poisoned" that’s when she falls into all habits, into the familiarity of her relationship with rio (no more poison lines, no more syphoning)
and she continues, takes all the time she can get before completly dying
they just get lost in the moment *chef’s kiss*
"...there's also the muscle memory of that love, then you slip into those behaviors."
goodbye hot halloween lesbian ex-girlfriend character played by aubrey plaza
hello hot christmas lesbian ex-girlfriend character played by aubrey plaza
thinking about how the world would be better if more people understood the differences between 'the author failed to tell the story they wanted to tell' and 'the author told the story they wanted to tell, but they told it badly' and 'the author told the story they wanted to, and they told it well, but it wasn't the story I wanted to read'
i have not been able to comprehend that this bitch got the personification of DEATH to MELT into her like this ???
she CARESSES the personification of DEATH like what ???????
Death is so relatable because if i was a celestial being who could take any form, I would also choose to be lesbian aubrey plaza.
I needed you. My coven.
just saw an agathario edit on tiktok with kathryn and aubrey dressed as pirates/soldier and now i need a fic where agatha is a pirate captain and rio is the admiral tasked to catch her BUT they're secretly in love (not so secretly everybody knows it)