Today Aziraphale and Crowley woke up snuggled together. They hadn't fallen asleep that way, but each seemed to have naturally gravitated into the other's arms by morning.
OP, at this point I can't tell if you're healing us or torturing us with your little snippets of South Downs life. And you know what, I really don't care which one, just do it again
Today Aziraphale and Crowley sat in silence on the front porch as they drank their tea, listening to the sound of the breeze and the falling leaves. Aziraphale kissed the back of Crowley's hand every once in a while, just to remind the demon that he was there, and that he loved him.
I want this for them so bad
Today Aziraphale kissed Crowley's knuckles, then kissed all the way up his arm, shoulder, and neck until he reached his lips. Then he kissed him there too.
Yes please 🥺
A moment of peace in the midst of celestial war
Excuse me, the halo?! Their hands?! The raindrops?!
I have to lie down.
😭
Happy Holidays! A quick sketch due to the festivities ;)
I love everything about this picture 🥺🥺❤️
Okay, we got our renewal, but hey, don't let our beloved man-shaped entities down!
15%... Really?
Go to Community and vote
Your take on what Michael says when he says that Crowley parks his car in Aziraphale's garage is needed. I think you might be our Innuendo Queen so can you explain it? They don't believe me. Please help. I brought you the snacks this time! I hope you like caramels.
Hi there. You brought sweets! How nice. You guessed correctly. The things I do for a good caramel... I had somehow missed this and just had to Google what you're taking about and now I'm dying laughing. What a Good Omens-y way to promote this 'buddy comedy' lololol...
What do I think he means? Well, if Michael Sheen says that Crowley 'parks The Bentley in Aziraphale's garage' and if S2, in particular, made a classic 'baby, you can drive my car' sexual metaphor relating to Crowley out of The Bentley and if Aziraphale has never had a garage a day in his life then, well... you see, sometimes, when an angel and a demon love each other very, very much...
They're fucking. He means they're fucking. He means Crowley parks his car in Aziraphale's garage, if ya know what I mean. Probably soon to be made an even funnier comment after they go to the South Downs Cottage that Aziraphale inevitably bought ages ago and that has a literal garage for The Bentley.
Personally, I think they take turns paring their cars in each other's garages.
Okay, so you are telling me Aziraphale calls Crowley's... car... a She?
And a Beauty
Not the Beast
…. It spells out ‘No Nightingales’ …
NO FUCKING NIGHTINGALES
N O N I G H T I N G A L E S
THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH SONG SPELLS NO NIGHTINGALES
and no, I’m not gonna go through every song and give you proof because it takes way to much time an-
STARMAN || ‘Now, now’
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH || ‘Ooh, baby, do you what that’s worth?’
NON, JE NE REGRETTE RIEN || ‘Non rien de rien’
SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST || ‘I’m in a winter mood, dreaming of spring now’
GIVE ME ONE REASON || ‘Give me one reason to stay here’
A THOUSAND YEARS || ‘Heart beats fast’
A NIGHTINGALE SANG IN BERKELEY SQUARE || ‘That certain night’
SWEET NOTHING || ‘I spy with my little tired eye’
IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME || ‘Never thought that you would be’
FAMOUS LAST WORDS || ‘Now I know that I can’t make you stay’
ALL THINGS END || ‘A two-tonne weight around my chest feels like’
LOVE OF MY LIFE || ‘Love of my life, you’ve hurt me’
ANGEL, PLEASE || ‘Even though’
A SINNER KISSED AN ANGEL || ‘Stars in the sky were dancing’
(Okay yes I know MCR doesn’t match up but let me have this)
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Why not. Don't need my heart anyway.
Bastards.
