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She/her. I registered because I needed the comfort of fandom after S2 hit me like a train. So just do random likes and reblogs of fanart and fan theories I like, until I get it out of my system (if ever) my shop: lydiablackblade.etsy.com
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another older commission redraw! This one was for chapter 7 of @charlottemadison42's super gorgeous fic, Shotgun Wedding!

I’m SO thrilled this artwork got the “remastered” treatment just like a Miyazake classic, it looks GORGEOUS! Thank you so much @lonicera-caprifolium​, this is one of my favorite inciting moments in the story, and this drawing is just perfect. The scarf clutch. The retreat into the elevator. Aziraphale’s expression. *swoon* Shotgun Wedding chapter 7, illustrated!

As the door closed and quiet enveloped them, it dawned on Crowley that they hadn't been alone since that classroom conference day in October. They hadn't even seen one another outside their noisy bar booth. The silence between them felt potent, electric, charged like the air before a summer lightning storm. Whatever this feeling was, it had been growing roots unchecked for months. Perhaps they'd better panic after all. Crowley decided to walk, and fast, before he did something foolish.

One of the must read, and one of my favourite fic, and this illustration is gorgeous 😍

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guenifhar

The sheer amount of guilt Aziraphale experiences is utterly tragic. But what's interesting is he rarely feels guilt for the things humans usually feel guilt for - indulging in food, wine, books, comfort (which is marvelously subversive because it shows none of these things are actually worthy of guilt but, in fact, what make existence worthwhile).

No, he only truly feels guilt when he does the Right Thing.

Or when he realizes too late what the Right Thing is.

All of his guilt is attached to things that are, in fact, Good and Right, but in opposition to the black-and-white doctrine of Heaven.

Which makes the guilt he is so clearly experiencing here:

hit like a goddamn freight train.

Because loving Crowley is Good and Right.

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phoen1xr0se
Good Holiday Omens Day 16
Artist Credit: Art Kokhan

Oops, it seems we may have interrupted an intimate moment...

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Oh, I'm fine. Thanks. I'll just stare at this picture for a while (next 1-10yrs), okay?

😍🥰🥹😭😍😭🥹🥰🥰😍

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oh my god but crowley didn't fully believe that whatever he was idly toying with confessing at the ritz was gonna work, did he? he impatiently looked at his watch, flumped into the chair after stress-tidying the shop - not because the metatron had dragged aziraphale away, but because when aziraphale eventually comes back, and crowley manages to ferry him off to the ritz, crowley wasn't yet sure whether he should say the unspoken thing. he was still weighing up the idea, was debating whether or not he should. because here's the thing - crowley hadn't cottoned on.

he hadn't worked out what the dance meant. the lingering touches. the longing glances that he thought he might have caught in the corner of his eye, but couldnt be sure. maggie and nina came to talk to him, and he was nonchalant and dismissive and brushed off what they were saying because crowley doesn't want his vulnerability seen. he wasn't even sure that a confession would actually work - so don't encourage him, because what if aziraphale doesn't feel the same way? what if giving voice to it is still too fast?

but they seem to think that aziraphale feels some kind of way about him... so maybe, actually, he should? he should say something, he should tell aziraphale how he feels, oh god he should take this spark of bravery and fan it into an inferno... because that glimmer of hope, buried within, that aziraphale won't reject him is burning a little brighter.

so he decided to take the leap, to confess then and there, because that little flicker of courage is so delicate, and it has to be coaxed into a flame, and if he doesnt do it now, he won't ever feel he can. "if i don't start talking now, i won't ever start talking". he wasn't set on confessing at the ritz, only considering that if anything was going to be said it should happen there. he went out to the bentley, after handing maggie and nina back to their reality, to put Their Song on the deck - it might help! - and then came back nervous and excited and impatient and terrified. but the girls said that they never say what they're really thinking, and what crowley's thinking is that he ought to say something, but doesn't know if he should.

but crowley took the leap, decided to just do it whilst he's still got a grasp on that conviction and bravery. and is smacked back with the shock and repulsion of being offered restoration, the heartbreak that aziraphale does reciprocate what he does, but only if he's an angel again. only if he goes back. only if only if only if. he doesn't hear what aziraphale actually means, doesnt think about what aziraphale is actually trying to say to him - that aziraphale does want him, does love him, does want to be with him, just as he is, but it can only happen if they're safe, working from the inside to change things so they can be safe - because all he can think is that maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all. took the leap, and found out all over again what it is to fall.

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As today Sir Terry came up in the posts, I think it's time for me to finally try to put in words a thing that has been bugging me for a long time.

“There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’ ‘It’s a lot more complicated than that -’ ‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.” ― Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

This is a conversation between Granny Weatherwax, the Witch and Mightily Oats, a priest of Om.

And I think it tells a lot about the morality of Good Omens as well. They are talking a lot about the blurred edges and shades of grey. We are talking about blurred edges and shades of grey. But that's not true. That doesn't matter.

The matter is, it seems, only Crowley and Aziraphale have the morals of Granny. If what Heaven is doing Good and what Hell is doing is Bad than they stand on their own doing what is RIGHT.

They don't treat people as things. EVEN GOD treat people as things (Flood, hello! Job, hello!) And even if God treat people like that how can we expect Heaven and Hell to act differently? How can someone call one of them Bad and the other Good, when they are both Wrong? Immoral. The whole unearthy lot, from top to bottom, from Satan to God is Sinful.

Can I say even amoral? I don't know beacuse I'm not sure if angels and demons (and God and Satan!) know what are the Morals. Yes, there are rules, laws, Commandments, and Virtue and all that bunch of stuff for humans. Demons do Bad things according to human standards, and as far as I can remember right now, angels don't do anything actually Good according to human standars. Angels, except one, are totally ignorant about what is good and what is bad according to humans. Or simply to humans. They treat people like things, more than Hell does. And yet, they still can consider themselves Good. Hell consider Heaven as Good however I have the weird feeling even Hell has more sense of morals than the Heavenly Office.

Heaven as the place of abosulte Bad, absolute Amorality... what an idea! Fear Heaven more than Hell!

Only Crowley and Aziraphale don't treat people as things. They have empathy. They both felt pity for Adam and Eve. They both saw the unjustisce of how and why they were cast out. They don't want to see people are used as paws in a gigantic divine chess play, because it is not right.

They are on their rightous moral side against everyone else. Becasue they know where real Sin starts. That's it. It is indeed black and white. No grey and no blurred edges. Just the line is not there where you expect it to be. In the end, this is a simple choice. Do you treat people as things or you don't?

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Neil: Guys, angels are sexless unless they specifically make an effort. I'm glad you have the chemistry, but keep it low, okay?

Crowley (David): Swagger. Hips don't lie. So seductive he would make an incubus ashamed. The thin dark Duke.

Aziraphale (Micheal): In any given moment looking at Crowley (David) like 'I WilL cLiMB yOu like a TrrREe RN'

Neil: *facepalm*

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@highlyillogicalandroid your tags should be part of this post i cry 😭

And in this exact moment this thought hit me: this might be one of the damn reasons Aziraphale took that job! Fuck it. Not just because he wanted to make change in Heaven and all that bullshit, but we knew that. Not just because in general he never stopped believing that Crowley is good. This act of utter kindness convinced him that 1. Crowley loves him 2. someone who is that kind and selfless MUST be nothing but angel - in classic meaning... not like that bullies up there. The Light, the Good, the Truth. And that said someone must want to be nothing but angel. If he had any doubt before - however he is very single-minded about Crowley's kindness - this is now vanished. So when Metatron said him they could return back to Heaven - both of them - I'm quite sure he not just thought about the millenia-long nice acts he witnessed from Crowley but thought exactly to the scene 15 minutes before. Yeah and of course he expected Heaven could be a safe place for them blablabla but I think without this experience he wouldn't have been 200% sure Crowley will happily come with him when he tell him the offer.

Yes, I'm normal about this, why?

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It’s so funny to watch Aziraphale wander gleefully from disaster to disaster like a toddler who needs constant supervision. Crowley walks on consecrated ground and diverts bombs in order to keep him from getting shot and Aziraphale’s response is, “thanks so much my dear, what would I do without you? Quick question though: will you shoot me?”

I like to imagine that this is the angel equivalent of cats’ hunting instinct

if Crowley doesn’t indulge him, he’ll start throwing all these Opportunities To Do Good at random humans

so of course Crowley has to steal the opportunity so no humans will get it! see, doing good in this context is actually very evil! if an unforgivable being does good, it’s totally wasted!! this isn’t because he’s besotted with him at all!!!!

(also if Aziraphale does switch to humans they have a high probability of getting Elspeth’d, so he really does have to redirect that hunting instinct a little)

Yes, that's because Crowley is a good old-fashioned lover boy :D <3

But aside, also big YES to this because

1. I like the idea of a cat!Aziraphale being distracted by a toy mouse demonic intervention (cuteness overload *.*)

2. People tend to forget Aziraphale is perfectly capable to save himself, because yeah, he seems to be the sweetest, most naive bumbling entity in the history of Creation and even his fellow angels think he's pathetic. But he is the damn Guardian of Eastern Gate with a fucking Flaming Sword. He is smart and brave (which doesn't mean he's not afraid) see when Crowley's first instinct is to run away Aziraphale stands firm (more or less) and ready to fight. Don't underestimate this angel even if he looks like a soft cinnamon roll with pink icing. He's a bitch and I love him for that. Ah, and also a cat :D

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I love this kind of GIF sets because this short, quick moments might not get into my attention while I'm watching the show but it reveals the fact that under his fluffy, gentle, sugarplum appearance, under his longing gazes, just right under the surface Aziraphale is the biggest, most lascivious slut since Whore of Babylon. Moreover, I swear he was friend with the gal and learnt this glance from her.

Aziraphale, babe, when you look at the thin dark Duke like this I do not buy you are a sexless (and genderless, if you wish) creatures without hormones and fully functioning reproductive system, because, like, you know... You. Have. Just. Fucked. Crowley. With. Your. Eyes. AGAIN. Like you did two minutes ago. Let the poor thing have some rest, really. You could illustrate that article of 'eyefuck' in the dictionary. Please, I even beg, admit it at least to yourself, let it out and do something finally to make it real. It will be better to everyone, I promise.

Do you think Crowley ever noticed when Aziraphale feasts his eyes on him like that? Do you think he's effortlessly and obliviously so damn sexy, or he's more like 'Today I'm gonna wear this black trousers with that black coat because I know this will drive my angel crazy' ?

I'm praying to all Gods (incl. Neil) - if S3 would ever be filmed, for somebody's sake, unleash Michael Sheen as Aziraphale! He would be like a force of nature. He'd be EVERYTHING. David!Crowley would not stand a chance. Just Let It Happen. I'm on my knees.

Now excuse me for a while, I must lie down and fantasize about some wildly erotic AziraCrow moment.

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Aziraphale calling Crowley Asmodeus which is a demon of LUST is so fucking funny like darling it’s all you. Crowley just exists. You’re the one responsible for your dirty thoughts about him. Your lust is all you. He’s hot and sexy, deal with it.

“Stop seducing me!”

“I literally just went grocery shopping!”

“LOOKING LIKE THAT.”

“Like what?! I haven’t even showered yet! I haven’t slept in a week!”

“EXACTLY.”

“HOW IS THAT TURNING YOU ON?!”

“IT IS YOUR FAULT.”

“OH MY F… NEVERMIND. I AM GOING TO SHOWER.”

“Ok, me too :).”

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