does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

a boyfriend is just a guy you can sink your teeth into for recreational purposes

dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

xkcd-coded response:

dril-coded response:

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

2016 dash here

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

📀🧛‍♂️<- my name is dvd normal

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The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely