living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope
me:
the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?
me, legging it: okay tea time i think
i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler
(by Christina Penland)
“We”
But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you’ve been dating for a couple of months, it’s going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you’re on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive
dr dan could defeat thanos with his goodness
It’s them Venom boys… I love them Venom boys!! I think Flash Thompson and Eddie Brock and their symbiote should KISS. They have so much in common! Redemption, recovery, decades of unresolved gay coding, alien goo lovin’. Their romance would be legendary, a racy antihero hivemind that’s all about love and betterment baby. It’s perfect I tell you!
ways anne finds out venom is alive option #1
Anne: I’m so glad you guys are friends after that whole mess with Venom, it really means a lot to me :)
Dan: Well, Eddie’s a great guy, water under the bridge with the cannibal space goo deal, it’s good, it’s all good :)
Dan, last night: And this one is selling sugar pills as heart medication, and these are the guys behind the insulin pricing bullshit, and this one–
Eddie, loaded down with several files’ worth of malpractice: I see you have a passion here, Dan
Dan: I’m a fan of you for a reason, Eddie
Venom: Remember that time I apologized for strangling you? That again, but this time I mean it
not that eddie brock has A Fandom or anything but someone absolutely has put together a compilation of noises he has made into the microphone on the eddie brock report
Sony Pictures is having a contest for artists to submit their Venom movie artwork to win a cash prize and have their artwork be featured in the movie’s promotional material until September 19th. Here are 10 pieces that I have chosen for no particular reason in no particular order by various artists that have been submitted in the contest link below.
I saw that they filmed dan carrying eddie out of the restaurant and since they didn’t put it in the film, i’ve put it in drawing. I like to think they’d get along well when the crazy settles down. Like annoy anne cuz they wanna hang and be friends.
I grew up on the Tobey Maguire Spiderman movies, so this past year in cinema has been a real treat.
If youre over the age of 20 and lost all your teen years to mental illness and never got to be normal, or have healthy relationships, went down the wrong path or diddnt have the right nurturing support from BOTH your parents and now you have to sort of catch up on your life whether thats getting your license, getting your GED, starting college, fixing your mental health, or starting things you told yourself to start or try again and again no matter what it is, and trying to fight to live and accomplish shit you FEEL you should have accomplished as a teenager but diddnt have the capacity or insight to care about due to mental illness.
I needed this, thank you
i bought green socks today and i am going to make a liddol frog!!!!!!!!!
she is full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
