OKAY BUT THIS IS SO VERY CROWLEY CODED. THE ANGSTY POTENTIAL PLEASE‼️‼️‼️‼️
Okay. I just saw this video and all I could think of was Crowley doing This™️ constantly in the South Downs Cottage
But just imagine the first time Crowley does it; Aziraphale reading in some common room and he hears a massive thud, looks over, and there’s just a door creaking open with no one there. Aziraphale, in the middle of reading a ghost book, is More Than Unsettled. He gets ready to go investigate and…. human Crowley is just lying on the ground, convinced that he broke a rib from the fall. He soon discovers that he’s Absolutely Fine and it just becomes a habit.
Random doors slamming or Crowley falling from places that he probably shouldn’t have been able to reach in the first place. Aziraphale opens the fridge and Crowley falls from the top of it, nearly taking Aziraphale down with him. On cabinets. On bookshelves. Just causing chaos overall. He is still a demon and needs his daily dose of low-grade silly evil and snake chaos is how he gets his enrichment.
GOOD OMENS/CROWLEY HEADCANON!!!
Okay okay okay; basically I have astigmatism which makes the light go all over the place at night and it looks super funky
And now that I think about it, everything looks very star-like, no?
I also started wearing sunglasses recently (CERTAINTLY not due to a certain show…) and noticed that my astigmatism significantly lessened at night while wearing sunglasses, I could actually see the road! Wow!
Though, what if Crowley has astigmatism with the whole ‘bad/distorted snake eyesight’ and at night all he can see are stars in all the lights?
He wears sunglasses at night (even when he doesn’t have to hide his eyes) so that he doesn’t have to be reminded of his stars quite literally *everywhere* he looks- reminded of Heaven and everything they took from him