hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
my mood until ted lasso s3:
i’m so strong and brave for being a woman in her twenties
all of you wishing ryan would get another job when i just want him to stick to goddamn emmerdale!!!
Another day of being a silly little bitch.
everyday feels like a gum that lost its flavor
i suck ass at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad
‘ur quiet’ i am gatekeeping my personality from u
When that disgusting season they call summer finally ends and you start feeling that sweet sweet autumn chill in the air
There are characters I would probably die for but at the same time I get personally offended when people say “They’re a pure cinnamon roll who did nothing wrong uwu” like EXCUSE ME, they did a lot of things wrong, they are a walking dumpster fire, do not deny their crimes.
girl activities:
- checking bank accounts
- tracking packages
- picking skin
i’m not one of those old souls this is definitely my first life i am rawdogging it. and badly
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???
Excuse you I can always put more clothes on if I’m cold but there is only so much you can take off when you’re too warm before the only solution is peeling off your skin and standing in front of the open freezer and making your partner mad that you’re melting the ice cream.
Just killing time until affair 2.0, really.