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Musings of a Wandering Mind

@lusciousvampire / lusciousvampire.tumblr.com

I am an awesome person who laughs often :D Things of note: Bisexual ~ she/her ~ 30's. This is a place where I expound on things that I find appealing, unappealing, promote discussion, or are just plain beautiful, cute, and amazing. :) Along with art from various fandoms.
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I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

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sqgworld

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)

reblogging for “Naruto understands Darwinism better than you”

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slingbees

the most relieving thing to ever happen in the naruto anime is when Jiraiya puts his clothes back on and the innermost layer makes a clinking noise, finally reassuring you that people in the naruto universe are wearing light armor and not fishnets

I’m sorry WHAT. I thought they were fishnets?? have I been wrong all this time?!

its been stated in numerous info books and such that the standard ninja gear includes lightweight chainmail. it IS mesh, but its a mesh constructed from metal wiring for flexible protection.

this blows my mind, I had no idea. like I don’t think y'all understand just how shocked I am about this

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bugbearo

narutos idea of what a hot woman is

narutos idea of what a hot guy(s) is

it’s like with girls he had no idea so he imagined a girl version of himself and went with it but with guys he had so many ideas he just couldn’t pick the best one so he went with all of them and… I’m not saying he’s 100% gay but he certainly is not 100% straight either

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