Clouds look like incoming tsunami. From here

Earth is really mad at us

MOTHER NATURE

Vitya ⋅『☀❄』⋅ Yuri!!! on Ice *i play with my ↝ Fanart vs Anime ↜

※ don’t edit or crop my art. ※ don’t repost without permission/credit pls.

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

otp meme: [1/?] favorite moments ➡️ yona ‘greeting’ hak (●´ω｀●)

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

If I had to read this, I’m taking my followers down with me.

I’d be lonely down there without you guys!

I read the entire post in bill wurtz voice a la history of japan

Comfy lewdness is best lewdness.

commission for Emma!

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i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

There isn’t a time that goes by that I don’t reblog this whenever i stumble across it on this here Le Tunglr website

影の女王とその番犬 Shadow queen & her wolf 以前のリンミド語りで少し触れていた 「もしミドナ様が最後の最後に影の力に飲まれちゃってて 　黄昏リン君を影の国に連れて行ってしまったら」 …というif影END絵 黄昏リン君が半狼なのは そのまんま連れてくんじゃなくて魂吸い取っていく感じとか 影の国に連れて行かれることを心のどこかで受け入れた＝半分はもう勇者じゃない＋トライフォース闇堕ち的なのとか、影の力が強い世界（＝トワイライト）だと狼になっちゃう力が中途半端に働いて…みたいな ……都合のいい妄想です 「影の国のお姫様は光の世界で勇者に恋をしてしまいました 　どうしても欲しくてたまらないものが出来てしまったお姫様は 　光の世界を救ったあと、勇者の魂を持っていってしまいました」 トワプリがATLUS作品だったら絶対にこの 雪の女王ルート選択肢ありそう （ただし条件が激難、HARDモードで2周目限定とかで） 影寄りの選択肢を選び続けて条件を満たした場合のみ 最後にミドナから選択肢が出現 「…お前は光の世界の勇者だろ？」 　　　そうだな 　　＞そうでもない …でルート確定、みたいな そんなのあったらどんなに苦労してでも目指すわ… （ていうかプレイ中から思ってたけど、影の世界って 　真３のボルテクス界の世界観にちょっと似てる…よね 　モノトーンに水色の刺青みたいな姿も 　悪魔になっちゃった主人公の姿連想したよ） ————————– 2015/06/16　画像1枚追加 https://twitter.com/karasuki/status/609876652345069569 「だめだめ、ここじゃ誰かに見られるよ？」 ミドナのこのセリフ聞いてぎょっとしたのは私だけじゃないはず こんなセリフ言いながら内心焦ってるミドナ様が見たい

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

women’s march 2019

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

every time i see this i fall tf out

Her response is absolutely priceless and beautiful at the same time. She’s so amazed. 

lord show me how to say no to this, i can’t say no to this

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