What your bedroom attire says about you 🛌

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

like. those look nice. perfectly tasty little indulgences. but by no means are they s'mores.

I hate paul hollywood so much

I saw this episode, heard the technical was going to be s’mores and I was pumped, something I actually know how to make haha. Then they showed their version of them and I was like “wtf is that?? xD”

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

Treasure trove

Vine had pure chaotic energy that tiktok just cannot match and I miss it so much

How We Treat These Characters 📖

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

I’m dying. I saw the original, but I’ve never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

@thatotherentity

did not expect to see moon moon today

Подстава

this is not a helpful translation, google.

oh

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

Boolognese

RIP Vine †

THE 1ST ONE.

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

I need mental intervention bc I’ve had this fake arctic monkeys song stuck in my head for like five days now

Shit My Dad Says, Part Two

(For context, my dad is an Uzbek immigrant. English is his third language. These are the results.)

“I’d call you a motherfucker, but your mother cries every time someone says your name.”

“Gold worm!” (Meaning ‘good work’, essentially.)

“What in the high holy Hell is going on?!”

Before going to a PTA meeting, wearing a suit: “I look like I’m interviewing to be crowned Lord Dracula of the Education Department.”

“When life hands some people lemonade, they manage to make lemons out of it.”

“What am a English word for ___?”

“Sometimes I wish I was the moon.” *stares at the sky, usually during family gatherings*

About my middle school play: “This is like watching tarantulas fuck.”

“His nipples must taste like candy. That’s the only reason he’s not single.”

“Those who cannot do, teach. Those who cannot teach become cops.”

Said about everything: “Could be better. Could have puppies.”

“Angst sounds like a German yogurt. New lowfat vanilla angst.”

“Think about it. I haven’t.”

Said during arguments: “You’re putting my heart in a jar and crushing it!”

“Gindelbald. Vindelgrad. Grandelgrald. Graldy. Graldy McGee. Grady McGoo.” He was trying to remember the name ‘Grindelwald’.

“Boys are like lobsters.”

In the morning: “Coffee now or I stab you.”

“Lipstick is vampire war paint.”

Innocently: “Hookerween is coming up, right?”

“A yeero? A yairo? A yeesto? A deeto? A despacito?” After being told ‘it’s pronounced ‘Euro’ by a gyro vendor who was snobby to him.

“Math is like sex. No one truly understands all of it, but we know enough of the basics to function.”

“Could be worse. There could be bees.”

i finally did something uGHHHHHH

yes my artblock is OVER

He came for their whole LIVES asfjsjsksk

This killed me on the spot

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

Don’t forget bi and pan rights !

this reply is so funny to me. sorry straights™, barbie is part of the GCU (gay cinematic universe) now

reblog if you support the gay cinematic universe