Hejsa

ladies, ladies, please. one at a time with the ray-bans offers

what if you could @everyone on tumblr

i think some sunglasses company is doing that rn

KIRBY CAFE

By artist : @ouya296

Source : twitter

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

Smooosh

spirits of hell and heaven judging your soul in afterlife

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

The weirdest thing about learning languages is the fact that you stop hearing disjointed sounds and start hearing meaning

i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic

alternatively 

choose your fighter

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

Officer Jenny and her police dog Granbull