tumblr having a detox day
crossfaded on a singular green bean
Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie
Perhaps the better question would be to ask who doesn't!
she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it
how it feels to launch an adobe application
what if i just rest my eyes for a second
what if i just check out whats going on under this cozy blankie for like a minute. two minute
oh no
Christmas miracle
Take a chuckle y’all:
always interpreted the “Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!” as a cry of exertion. like he’s unleashing his strongest blast attack against his foes.
pirated this gif from someones header. goes pretty hard lol
Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:
When my mom was growing up, her household didn’t have a home security system, so my grandpa, a physicist, brought home a disused “Warning: Lasers In Use” sign from his workplace and displayed it to deter break-ins. It cracks me up imagining a potential burglar going “No… surely not…. but maybe I should pick a different house to rob, just to be safe.”