There is a small child in this cafe writhing and screaming with such violence and rage that they keep running out of breath and coughing. The source of her rage? Her mom asked her to eat a single grape.

Mom, in a completely normal voice: "Sabrina it's okay you don't need to eat the grape."

Sabrina:

"AAAAAAUGHUNUUAH"

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?

Official Time Loop Post

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@thefloralmenace i thought you might enjoy this

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME IN THIS. 😂 Truly my favorite brand of whimsical activist bullshit.

Tagging @ayeforscotland because Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and @cyberpunklesbian because Twine

From prev: #found this in the interactive fiction tag 👀

Can't believe I tagged it #interactive fiction but forgot the link to the actual game

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

Do you want an illustration of your OC? D&D PC? NPC?? FFXIV character? Maybe a Tav or Durge? Lavellan? Fursona??? Anything!

Or do you just have a wild idea and need someone to bring it to life? I’m your guy! Just apply for my commission form below!

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

why did nobody tell me that writing is the adult equivalent of playing with dolls

AND WHAT A LONG WAY WE’VE COME!

Ok i need to know are these still the chapter titles

oh those aren’t the chapter titles, those are the first lines in each chapter.

this is a chapter title:

Normalize this response

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

Please bring this back I’m begging them to please bring this back it’s so fucking funny

Remember: you cannot fix everything. If you try, you will spread yourself too thin and burn yourself out. Pick one or two things to devote yourself to. Someone else will pick the other things, and together we will carry it all.

breakfast

that looks so good. can i ask you something?

thank you!

no.

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Happy november 10th