The Pan with a Plan

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

CAN I GET A BOX?

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

Finally a fucking good post

God a classic

Tectonic plates shifted buildings collapsed meteors struck the earth. People died.

The commitment to the bit! The t-shirt that names the over-the-counter pain killer this man will have to take after this Oscar-winning performance!

would you like a nice glass of

starting a collection. please add on

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

Absolutely genuis

Every few minutes, someone honks. The woman behind the wheel shifts and lowers her sunglasses to glare at the circling cars in the rearview mirror. Vultures. Let them curse. She keeps her doors locked and her phone battery charged. Penelope has been waiting in the arrivals lot for far too long, and she refuses to give up her place for anyone.

So that new dandadan episode

if your leftism doesn’t include fighting antisemitism then I’m really not interested in your leftism

I can feel the leftist goyim trying their best not to look at this or think about it. I see you. I see how easily y'all accept antisemitism when it’s against people you don’t like, and it pisses me the fuck off.

Mrs. Columbo after her husband comes home from a long day of work to tell her that he just arrested yet another of her favorite celebrities for murder.

that moment in season six episode two when Columbo has been listening to museum tapes for seven hours straight and it seems even more unhinged than usual. reblog if you agree.