Raewyn: I’ve got some knives up my sleeve
Bilbo: I think you meant tricks
Kili: No, she did not
Raewyn, pulling three knives from her sleeve: No, I did not
Kili: This is a list of possible places Bilbo could’ve run off to this time
Gandalf:
Gandalf: This is a map of Middle-Earth
Raewyn: Yeah, we have no idea where he is
Gandalf: Can we talk about the letter you sent to the group earlier?
Raewyn: It was an urgent message
Gandalf: It just said “I’m back on my bullshit”
Raewyn: People needed to know
Kili: You love me, right?
Raewyn: Sure, yeah.
Kili: Even if something terrible happened, right?
Raewyn:
Raewyn: What did you do?
Kili: Are you sure you’d still love me?
Raewyn: what.did.you.do?
The company in Mirkwood:
Thranduil: Okay, first question. Are you the killer?
Raewyn: What? No!
Thranduil: Really?
Raewyn: Yes!
Thranduil:
Thranduil: killer say what
Raewyn: What?
Thranduil: Got her! Got her!
Legolas: Guilty! Guilty!
Gandalf: Okay, so we’re going with plan B
Raewyn: What’s wrong with plan A?
Fili: Thorin dies in plan A
Raewyn: I like plan A
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@luna-writes-stuff I’m late but I’m joining the cult, however instead of memes I will be providing incorrect quotes as offerings, I hope that shall suffice.
***
Gandalf: Did you have to stab them?
Raewyn: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Gandalf:What did they say?
Raewyn: “What are you going to do, stab me?”
Gandalf: Thats fair.
***
Kili: I think I’m falling for you.
Raewyn: Then get up.
***
Bilbo: You saved me! Why?
Raewyn: People would think I murdered you if I didn’t.
***
Bilbo, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!
Raewyn, an avid coffeedrinker on her 12th cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally about to fall into a coma in 10 seconds.
***
Gandalf at Raewyns funeral: I need a moment with her.
Everyone: Of course * leaves *
Gandalf: Okay, listen her you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Raewyn: Yeah, no shit.
***For all the Raeli deprived souls***
Kili: Wow, Rawyn, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Raewyn: We literally slept together yesterday.
Kili: That is NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
***
Kili: Raewyn is playing hard to get.
Kili: Little does she know, I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.
***
Kili: We both look amazing tonight.
Raewyn: You know, if you’d just said I look amazing, I would have said “So do you”
Kili: I couldn’t take that chance
YES THIS WILL SUFFICE THEY ARE SO IN CHARACTER OMG WELCOME TO THE CULT
I’ll add you to the taglist, if I ever find the motivation to write a new chapter. Hoping to publish one again somewhere this months oops
Actual visual representation of me directly after I published another Starcrossed Losers chapter, waiting for my cult to reblog or comment on it to tell me about how I made them suffer this time:
no comment flies above my head, and though I don’t reblog your comments back, I can guarantee you that I read them and that they make my day, so whatever you do, don’t stop it!
Tagging my cult members to let them know to respond to my newest chapter, even if they did already: @justnerdystuffs @fallenangeloflight @bianavacker-is-bi-as-hell @chaoticpaintsplatter @lxdymormont