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basically just destiel/cockles trash

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no im pretty sure dean tickles cas

cas deserves tickles

he might also punch dean the first time dean tries to tickle him actually

his full body seizes into a straight line and he instinctively punches dean in the jaw. dean backs away and they stare at each other. dean launches himself at cas in an all-out tickle brawl. Sam’s in the doorway, wondering when they’ll start on pillow fights.

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hotniatheron

Everyone who writes Dean and Cas having a farm has never been on one. Love and light but those two could not manage a farm. What they do have are chickens and a garden and a massive cat that belongs to Cas but sleeps on Dean's clothes.

Dean "he sleeps like a bear" Winchester having to get up and do chores with known airhead Castiel? It's bad enough he has to go let the chickens out while waiting for the coffee to brew because Cas stays up half the night reading like an owl. Then Cas goes outside and sits with the chickens who flock to him like he's holding court and Dean is watching from the kitchen window like 😑 dick game good to have me married to fucking Doctor Doolittle out here

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pansycas

had to do a little doodle of this post lmao (did a more fond version first, and then made the 😑 face as well)

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lobotomycas

hc that certain monsters can perceive castiel's true form and get extremely freaked out when they see this idiot human wearing flannel being like "cas i brought you lavender!!"

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I'm SO obsessed with this idea. certain beings see cas and they're instinctually like "this is a terrifying, ancient, all-powerful eldritch being and everyone should fear them" and then the eldritch being's harmless human ant husband shows up and scolds him for putting plates on the top rack of the dishwasher

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castiel: Ï̷̢̧̝͇̖̘̪͇̖͔̙͍̗̫̰͇̟͉̻͇͍̣͊͂̽̕̕͜͠͝͝͠ ̷̧̢̰͓̗̲̬̦̱̤̿͋̆͝A̴̢̨̨̢̨̡̨̛̛̖̞̟͚̟̗̱͖̗͍̬͈͍͊̊̏͂͐͊̊̋̐̎͑̀͠͠M̸̨̭̣̖̩̯̤̘̬̺̰̫͛͐ͅ ̴̧̨̟̻͈̜̞͍̼̰͑́́́͒͒̏̀̆͆͋͘͝Ȧ̷̢̧̳̤̜̟̘̯̖̦̜͍̯͙̩̩͔̥̘̱͕͉̬̎̉̉̀̈̋̊̇̍͐̐͊̑̈́̕̚͝N̴̙̥̳͓̳̺͓̱̰̔͆̉͒̅̋͜ ̶̧̘͕͙̹̖̱̟͈̼̬̻͇̦̬͉͜͜͝Â̵̡̢̛̮̠̹̄͐̀͊͌̆͊̓̓̆͂͂͋́̈͒̕͝͝͠Ṅ̷̨̳͚̦͎͍͓̺̘̱̮̲͓͚͚͕̙̒͝G̶̨͍͕͇̞͈̗͎͖͎͈͎̤̳͉͚̯̜͖̥̻̉̊́̃̚ͅẸ̸̢̡̦͍̜͕̪̙̹̒̅Ļ̶̜̭̼̲̥̦̉̀̇̐̽̈̍̈́̈́̓̏̏͒̆̋͑͐̇̽͝͝ ̶̺͍̞̦͙̳̟̫͎̠̤̹̈́̔̏̋̚̚Ơ̸̢̘͎̖̣̤͇̜̳̥͕͖̞͈̜̮͙̊͋̈̾̔̿̀̏͂̄̀̇̇̚͜͝͝͠ͅF̵̡̡̛̪͓͖̹̼̩̙̮̬̻̹̯̗̯͇̤͈̂̄̍̅̈́͛́̎̿͝ ̴̡̛̫͖̯͔̰̻̓́͜Ţ̷̨̡̧̘̮͕̖͎͇̜̻̯̤͔̯͈̼̝̰̹͚͙̏͐̍͐̆̍̓̂̑̍̽̑̄́̾̓̈̂͒̎̑͝H̵̩̣͖̝̱̮͔̮̖͔͉͓̅̃̊͛̓E̷̜͖̲̐́̓̕ ̴̧̡̧̢͈̘͓̹̜̳̱͈͖̭̣̺̟͓͕̺̣̻͈̽̄̎͛̒̈́̂̂̽̓͗͂̄͒̓̈́̉͑̍̕͘͜͝L̷̢̢̨̢̤̝̬̹͎͉̟͕̮̥̻̼̝͍̣̟̞̫͉͑͊́͒̾̆Ơ̵̟̻̜͎͌́̏́̍̅̊̀͝R̵̡̤̳̰͈͔̞̥͉̼̻̺̫͈̞̠̩̻͛ͅͅḐ̸̧͍̤͇̻̹̻̰̯̦͈̟͔̟̝͙͈͈̲̓̑̊̄͑̔̀͐̽̒͋̈́̽̚͝͠ͅ

monster: *cowering in fear*

dean: CAS

castiel: ÿ̷̥́̎̊̈́͝ę̵͍͈͇̞̣̩̑̂͐͆̿͒͝͝s̸̡͖͓͍͍̈́͒̎̏̑̑̇̀ ̵͍͐̽̐̌̅d̷̡̘̝̰͑̉̑͗͒e̵̜̲̰̹͙̙̿͊͂̔̌a̷͕͍̭̹̘͍̝̅̌̽̑͑r̶̦̺̖̗̤̼̄̒̆

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I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

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leet911

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

oh my god 

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

I love this so much

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potterchild

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

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dean and cas rollerskating date but dean CANNOT rollerskate and cas is weirdly good at it. so dean spends the night with a deathgrip on cas' arm barely staying upright and the only make it around the ring twice. but dean insists they go back every week because cas let it slip that it the closest thing hes felt to flying since he became human. so dean braves his fear of breaking his ankle once a week just to see the big smile on his face as he glides effortlessly around the ring

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Anonymous asked:

I feel like Jensen really likes how well spoken and intelligent Misha is! I have nothing to base this on other than vibes and his facial expressions when Misha is talking about more serious things compared to like when j*red speaks for example lol. Idk how to describe it but it’s something I’ve thought ever since Misha was doing those zooms and Instagram lives during the election. Jensen just looks so captivated when he watches Misha talk !

ahhh yes yes for sureeee! he just loves listening to misha and i am glad he doesn’t have a poker face so we can all witness just how much he adores how smart misha is.

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cooloddball

This is so true. I mean even when they sit, Jensen almost always faces Misha when they are on stage and even if he might face the audience sometimes, his body and legs are usually angled towards Misha, this a sign of interest.

When Jared speaks, he rambles a lot, Jensen cuts in or starts getting antsy (not in a bad way) but you can see he wants to get it over with.

But with Misha, he listens and then afterwards he'll either repeat what Misha said or have the cutest grin on his face. Also when Misha is quiet, he prompts him to talk.

But speaking of intelligence, Jensen once said he [Jensen] is not very smart because he didn't go to college and that broke my heart.

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boykingdom

like in lazarus rising when dean asks “who are you?” cas could’ve should’ve answered “i’m castiel, i’m an angel of the lord” but no he needed to lead with “i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.” i love how cas saw this as the most important answer, that from his first line we know he takes pride in saving dean, that the first thing he wants dean to understand is not i’m an angel it’s you’ve been wondering who saved you and it was me it was me it was me

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