sol!

the answer you're looking for is probably a warm bowl of soup btw

okay 23 minutes of relaxing time

accidentally made it 14 hours

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

ROME. SENATOR OF ROME. ROMAN SENATOR OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC. ROME

I realize now that to most ppl outside my specific circle of classics fandom this is not in fact any less weird

Not less weird but significantly less worrying

how i look at you after saying something incomprehensible

we're running out of scenarios I fear

something they don't tell you is that having critical thinking skills is actually a curse and a burden

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

(talking to a newborn baby) you should look into ‘movies’ at some point. they’ve got lots of shapes and colors, I think you’d really like them. oh, I know you’re not a huge fan of sounds yet but once you get used to them you should check out ‘music’ too. really good stuff.

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

hardened white boy does this and he doesnt remember anything. god. he doesnt remember anything

[photo ID: a photo of a kitten munching on a corn cob. The photo is captioned: "You're afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob". /end ID]

If I was put in a dreamscape it wouldn't even phase me. I would understand the symbology easily.