Seeing all the yesterday Tessa’s posts, I guess this is appropriate :) 

A little mother/sons and daughters moment, hope you like!

sassy will herondale moments

-“Reparations,“ said Jem suddenly,setting down the pen he was holding.

Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case, mine’s ‘genuphobia.’ It means an unreasonable fear of knees.”

-“They’re not hideous,” said Tessa.

Will blinked at her. “What?”

“Gideon and Gabriel,” said Tessa. “They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.”

“I spoke,” said Will, in sepulchral tones, “of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.”

Tessa snorted. “And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?”

“Mauve,” said Will.”

-“I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress,” said Jem “For what it’s worth, I don’t think Will could fight in that dress either.”

“Perhaps not,” said Will who had ears like a bat’s. “But I would make a radiant bride.”

-But you are not a lady, Jessamine—,” Charlotte began.

“Dear me,” said Will. “Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.”

-Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?” Will demanded with mock horror. “Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be.“

He banged on the side of the carriage. “Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.

-Will rolled up his sleeves. “We’ll probably have to knock down the door–”

“Or,” said Jem, reaching out and giving the knob a twist, “not.”

The door swung open onto a rectangle of darkness. “Now, that’s simply laziness,” said Will.

-So you’re a Shadowhunter,’ Nate said. ‘De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.’

‘Was that before or after he tried to eat you?’ Will inquired.

-Blue does not go with everything,” Will told her. “It does not go with red, for instance.”

“I have a red and blue striped waistcoat,” Henry interjected, reaching for the peas.

“And if that isn’t proof that those two colors should never be seen together under Heaven, I don’t know what is.”

some of y’all needed reminding