yes

this is it, this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen.

nobody on tumblr knows how to just enjoy a bad movie it always has to be some secret masterpiece that the critics just don’t understand or some other wild shit

to be fair I don’t think anyone here knows how to enjoy anything

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome

夢現つ

Wendy Mark “RED SKY” (FOR JOHN ASHBERY) 7 ½" X 7" MONOTYPE, 2010

You ever read someone else’s interpretation and analysis of a piece of media and just feel like beating their ass...

Don't cry, Ben

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head