also anh is extremely funny now. 2 of the last 3 times theyve met face to face obi wan has fucked vader up SEVERELY and could have killed him but only decided not to and vader still walks into the confrontation on the death star with all the confidence in the world

one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”

Jasper you thirsty cheeto

*smokes blunt in the rain, while listening to My Dear Melancholy*

Girlfriends

Trini: “Rule number one, let’s not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first”

Kim: “Smart. Rule number two, let’s not put labels on it. We’re not girlfriend and girlfriend, we’re just…murmzeep and jinglebin”

Trini: “Great. Rule number three, let’s not have sex right away”

Kim: “(pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule”

anissa: she took her key back

grace, going into a split: oh no that’s so

grace, holding her ankle behind her head: ignore this i really do feel bad

kim confessing her feelings to trini in fanfics:

When I fuck up during a stealth game and have to kill everyone in a five mile radius

Shaw, watching her crush on a date with a boy.