The Lightskin Skywalker

#I LOVE HOW DRAMATIC THE FIRST ONE IS #ICONIC NIGHTMARE MONSTER MAN OFFERING THE GALAXY TO HIS SON THE HERO #THE STUFF OF EPICS RIGHT THERE #AND THEN THE SECOND ONE IS JUST #"[SIGH] I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED" #HE'S SUCH A SCRUNKLY WET CAT IN THE SECOND ONE #GET YOURSELF A VILLAIN WHO CAN DO BOTH #WALKING NIGHTMARE FUEL ONE MINUTE #AND THE NEXT JUST A SAD WET CAT OF A DISASTER MAN #NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ANAKIN SKYWALKER

REBELS 2.20 / AHSOKA 1.05

Back to the beginning. I gave you a choice. 

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka: Part 5 - Shadow Warrior (2023)

dave filoni, you're paying for my therapy

look me in the eye and tell me this isn't one of the coolest shots in any star wars tv episode. and don't even get me started on when his voice overlapped with Vader's-

DARTH VADER/ANAKIN SKYWALKER in AHSOKA (S01E05)

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

star wars heritage post

I did.

Darth vader 2017 comic series

also anh is extremely funny now. 2 of the last 3 times theyve met face to face obi wan has fucked vader up SEVERELY and could have killed him but only decided not to and vader still walks into the confrontation on the death star with all the confidence in the world

people who are wrong all the time: "wahhh it was mace windu/obi-wan/ the council/ everyone except anakins fault for him falling!!

Darth Vader himself: it was MY fault bitch and I'll do it the fuck again!

I rewatched rebels s2 and this decided to implant itself in my brain

OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) ⪢ part VI —  Anakin is  g o n e . I am what remains.