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You can just call me Luc, 33, INTP, 💚Aroace💜My current obsessions: Sean Bean, Gondor and Rohan blorbos, old movies, and period dramas
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Relationship Advice With Faramir, Son of Denethor

Having romance troubles? Can't seem to make relationships last long term? Your crush yearning with unrequited love for the newly returned king?

Don't despair! Faramir, son of Denethor has some sure fire tips to help you get on your way to marital bliss.

Dating Tip No1: Find a sick woman and dress her in your dead mother's clothes.

Dating Tip No2: Ask her to marry you.

Dating Tip No3: Tell everyone you're marrying her at her uncle's funeral.

Congratulations! You are now successfully engaged to the shieldmaiden of your dreams. Many years of love, gardening and orc slaying await you.

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#Disclaimer: These tips are only guaranteed to work if you're Faramir, son of Denethor. Results for non-Faramirs, son of Denethors may vary. Non-Faramirs, son of Denethors should proceed with extreme caution.

#the accuracy#i love farawyn but it really do be like that#lotr#lord of the rings#eowyn x faramir#faramir x eowyn#farawyn#eowyn#faramir
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