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The devil works hard but an autistic person with dyslexia works harder.
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unown0069

Who asked for Saint Peter’s life story 😭

I was expecting a brief description that he’s in charge of securing and welcoming any new winners at the front gate with his heavenly voice and kindness. Not that he’s the founder of the choir, part of the drama club, plays the French horn and harp in the orchestra.

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Notice how more thought was put into giving the male side character a bio yet Cherri, the one character that's associated with one of the main characters, only gets 'haha she likes to blow up more stuff and that's all you'll get lolol'

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unown0069

sighs and runs hands down face

Guys Stella is totally evil see how she's laughing at Stolas while he looks gloomy and hardened/j

Ffs they're just looking for ANY reason to bash Stella and claim she's not a victim when she IS.

Just because she's a bitch doesn't mean she deserved to be forced into a loveless marriage as a teenager either, as well as only being around to be a fucking BABY MAKER.

And from here in the first image it looks like STELLA is the one being iced out seeing as how the light is more focused on Stolas and Octavia, whereas the alt. just has her doing a Cruella laugh with the light on her and Stolas being the one in the dark while Octavia is mixed with the lighting AND the shadow.

(Also love how Stolas is more focused on his sex pawn that is the grimoire than his own daughter who's glaring at him; now THATS a message right there. He's more worried about his precious Blitzy not loving him than his own daughter being mad at him.)

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unown0069
Anonymous asked:

💀 $5

https://hazbinhotel.com/products/hazbin-hotel-playbill

You mean to tell me this bitch was planning to sell them on the website THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME, yet made the playbill out to be some kind of limited time merch the first time it was revealed?

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Buyers was waiting for over a year for a booklet that cost $5 and noweveryone who missed out on the ultimate collection can purchase it……

That ultimate collection package was a scam. End of story. All the products featured in it are/were made available months later. There was nothing special about it.

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unown0069

Who asked for Saint Peter’s life story 😭

I was expecting a brief description that he’s in charge of securing and welcoming any new winners at the front gate with his heavenly voice and kindness. Not that he’s the founder of the choir, part of the drama club, plays the French horn and harp in the orchestra.

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Notice how more thought was put into giving the male side character a bio yet Cherri, the one character that's associated with one of the main characters, only gets 'haha she likes to blow up more stuff and that's all you'll get lolol'

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After more than a year of waiting, this is what the Hazbin Hotel playbill officially looks like. Honestly, it doesn't look like the playbill was worth the wait. All of these delays and secrecy just for... this.

However, Vivziepop's fans are more than likely going to eat it up because everything she makes is "incredible" to them. They're going to treat this like the next best thing since bread.

People having been awaiting over a year for this? Love that the childish swearing is included, cannot be professional for a one second.

“Very raunchy” *Insert basic unfunny dick/sex joke here* ”Very queer” HA! The nerve to call Hazbin that when there is no trans characters and any subgroups represented like the leather community.

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So, can we bring up the fact that Vivziepop blocked a Ukraine artist for simply warning her that she was quote-retweeting a pro-Russian army artist?

And before people say "But Katya Sair simply has the Russian flag, are you calling all Russians who have the flag on their bio/profile that shows they are from Russia terrorists and bad people??" No, Katya quite literally is supporting what Russia is doing to Ukraine

And here's the evidence of the artist being blocked by Viv

Viv blocking Storkart28 for warning her that “Hey, the artist you retweeted from is not the good person and supports what Ru/ssia is doing to Uk/raine” is weird. Viv did not have to make a statement or anything, she should have just remove/delete her retweet.

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I’m not surprised that Hazbin Hotel didn’t win any Grammys for their music considering how forgettable it all is. I can’t remember most of the lyrics to these songs because they’re not good enough to play on repeat. 

Fans are the only ones who remember Hazbin’s songs, with many claiming they're “incredible” and worthy of an award. However, even a few of them are saying the music wasn’t Grammy-worthy and undeserving of one. 

There’s nothing about Hazbin Hotel’s writing and music that’s award-worthy.

I never cared for awards shows and I will never understand why people do. Nothing from Hazbin is Grammys worthy. I can see it being nominated at an animation theme award show.

As a fan, the soundtrack is not good and I dislike all the songs. I have no problem with listening to music from cartoons [SU’s soundtrack is amazing] but Hazbin sounds too cartoony. The instrumentals are fine on their own and the VAs can sing.

The lyrics are the problem for me. They range from bland, to corny, or worse dumb. You cannot forget the swearing too. I listen to music with swears words but they are so harsh sounding in the Hazbin’s OTS. I dislike Lute’s lines in “You didn’t know”, it’s gross to my ears.

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Gender in Helluva Boss

Women really have to take care of men in this show it’s a bit ridiculous. Millie as I expected, is the office mom who gets drinks for everyone (but not herself)

she asks Loona, the other female employee, to take care of the male coworker her husband, because she can’t “keep both of them out of trouble at the same time” Even though all four of them are adults for fuck sake.

We see here how Blitzos mom isn’t there to support Blitz so in this moment Millie steps into that role to comfort him instead.

And Loona as Millie asked, has to replace her as Moxxies caretaker for his upset emotions. Ugh. I better start seeing support come the other way for Loona and Millie.

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tooningin

Lucifer having depression is only brought up in this one line, and even then it’s played off as a joke. Nothing about his character aside from that indicates he has depression.

This line was there for merchandise. They should have should Lucifer’s depression via showing it via his body language and actions not him saying it aloud for the audience.

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ms-cartoon

This is so f*ckin stupid.

What is this?? Why TF are you clinging to him??

Demon prince my ass.

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tooningin

I apologize to my family and everyone in my neighborhood (Or if it’s a weekday, school) who will witness my uncontrollable laughter when this scene comes on

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I'm just going to say something: (OPINION.)

Aroflux asexual here.

You have to keep in mind that some radio/apple and radio/static shippers can be the ace or aro spectrum. I have no issues with the asexual, aromantic, and aroace shippers. Some of them use Al to express their asexuality/aromanticism which is cool in my books.

Not a fan of radio/apple due how acephobic the allo shippers are. Seen it multiple times and it creeps me out and pisses me off. A lot of them see Al being aroace gets in the "way" of ship. They are too lazy to learn how to write an aroace character in a relationship.

I give the allo radio/static shippers credit, they kept Al's aromanticism and asexuality apart of the ship. There is even a variant of it called one-sided radio/static.

Character disliking other characters will not stop shippers or/and if one of the characters is already in a relationship. I am one of those people. If Lilith exists in their au/and she is not demonized for getting the "way" of their ship, it is fine.

Aroaces can be queerplatonic relationships. Oriented Aroaces exists. Not all aroaces are romance repulsed, there are romance favorable aros. Asexuality and Aromanticism is a spectrum.

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teeth-cable

Forgot to share this here but it isn’t just Viv who blocks criticism but her friends too.

My only interactions with Sam is when I QTed their two drawings with Velvette, criticizing them for their infantilizing treatment of Velvette, only to find out they’d blocked me.

If my call-outs wasn’t the reason why they blocked me (Which I doubt TBH) then it was because they saw the multiple of critical posts I made on Viv and the fandom

Sharing this to proof, Viv and her crew are aware of the criticism. They just chose to ignore it.

She actually called Vel a "Emotional Support Animal"?????

What in the actual fuck?

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doomalade

Okay so when the demon is inside Blitzø’s head and showing him traumatic events, one of them was Loona hitting him in Seeing Stars…

So like Viv

Are you trying to retroactively say “no no I meant for that to be a bad thing and not slap stick silly haha please laugh” cause like

After kicking Blitzø, Loona smiles and there’s a little spring sound effect

Like cmon

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doodler16

What’s with Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss trying to gaslight the audience that some of these characters are friends when they barely interact or connected properly onscreen 😭

IMP feel like co-workers, not a found family. Loona barely treats Blitz like her dad. Blitz being Millie's "best friend" is such a reach.

I know Hazbin like the back of my hand, Charlie saying the hotel staff/residents her "family" annoys me. She was putting her life on the line by fighting Adam for people she barely interacted with.

I think the issue is that the shows lean so much on romantic or abusive dynamics that platonic dynamics get tossed aside and just told to us instead of been showed.

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It hasn't even matched her number of subscribers. It's possible her posting more often things that are irrelevant to HB is causing this. It could be Apology Tour was just that devastating to the show overall. Either way, this is a bit of a blow. I'll be shocked if this one manages to hit 13 Million by one month.

I think the views will continue to drop. Full Moon and Apology Tour came out months ago and they have yet to reach 20 million views.

I know a lot of critics say "Ghostfuckers/Brandon saved HB!" but I think it already too late. The show has reached seasonal rot and people are losing interest because of poorly written and dull melodrama.

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