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@luciferanalyzestar / luciferanalyzestar.tumblr.com

The devil works hard but an autistic person with dyslexia works harder.
This is not a hate or anti blog, do not tag my posts as such.
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Welcome to my promotion blog of my real blog: luciferanalyzestar I rarely check the replies under Tumblr posts, but you can comment under my blogger posts if you have an account.

Feel free to send me ask about anything Hellvaverse related. I have issues with reading tone from text a lot, feel free to use tone tags when talking to me.

All of my opinions are my own. I do not make posts to 'change people's mind on their own opinions. I just have a lot of thoughts about the shows [mainly Hazbin] that takes up space in my head and I just have to get them out or I will lose my mind. [/lh]

This is not an hate or anti blog like looking at my account name and profile picture, I am clearly a fan. Criticizing Hazbin is a special interest of mines. Helluva is more of a chore for me.

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unown0069

Who asked for Saint Peter’s life story 😭

I was expecting a brief description that he’s in charge of securing and welcoming any new winners at the front gate with his heavenly voice and kindness. Not that he’s the founder of the choir, part of the drama club, plays the French horn and harp in the orchestra.

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Notice how more thought was put into giving the male side character a bio yet Cherri, the one character that's associated with one of the main characters, only gets 'haha she likes to blow up more stuff and that's all you'll get lolol'

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unown0069

sighs and runs hands down face

Guys Stella is totally evil see how she's laughing at Stolas while he looks gloomy and hardened/j

Ffs they're just looking for ANY reason to bash Stella and claim she's not a victim when she IS.

Just because she's a bitch doesn't mean she deserved to be forced into a loveless marriage as a teenager either, as well as only being around to be a fucking BABY MAKER.

And from here in the first image it looks like STELLA is the one being iced out seeing as how the light is more focused on Stolas and Octavia, whereas the alt. just has her doing a Cruella laugh with the light on her and Stolas being the one in the dark while Octavia is mixed with the lighting AND the shadow.

(Also love how Stolas is more focused on his sex pawn that is the grimoire than his own daughter who's glaring at him; now THATS a message right there. He's more worried about his precious Blitzy not loving him than his own daughter being mad at him.)

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unown0069
Anonymous asked:

💀 $5

https://hazbinhotel.com/products/hazbin-hotel-playbill

You mean to tell me this bitch was planning to sell them on the website THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME, yet made the playbill out to be some kind of limited time merch the first time it was revealed?

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Buyers was waiting for over a year for a booklet that cost $5 and noweveryone who missed out on the ultimate collection can purchase it……

That ultimate collection package was a scam. End of story. All the products featured in it are/were made available months later. There was nothing special about it.

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unown0069

Who asked for Saint Peter’s life story 😭

I was expecting a brief description that he’s in charge of securing and welcoming any new winners at the front gate with his heavenly voice and kindness. Not that he’s the founder of the choir, part of the drama club, plays the French horn and harp in the orchestra.

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Notice how more thought was put into giving the male side character a bio yet Cherri, the one character that's associated with one of the main characters, only gets 'haha she likes to blow up more stuff and that's all you'll get lolol'

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After more than a year of waiting, this is what the Hazbin Hotel playbill officially looks like. Honestly, it doesn't look like the playbill was worth the wait. All of these delays and secrecy just for... this.

However, Vivziepop's fans are more than likely going to eat it up because everything she makes is "incredible" to them. They're going to treat this like the next best thing since bread.

People having been awaiting over a year for this? Love that the childish swearing is included, cannot be professional for a one second.

“Very raunchy” *Insert basic unfunny dick/sex joke here* ”Very queer” HA! The nerve to call Hazbin that when there is no trans characters and any subgroups represented like the leather community.

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So, can we bring up the fact that Vivziepop blocked a Ukraine artist for simply warning her that she was quote-retweeting a pro-Russian army artist?

And before people say "But Katya Sair simply has the Russian flag, are you calling all Russians who have the flag on their bio/profile that shows they are from Russia terrorists and bad people??" No, Katya quite literally is supporting what Russia is doing to Ukraine

And here's the evidence of the artist being blocked by Viv

Viv blocking Storkart28 for warning her that “Hey, the artist you retweeted from is not the good person and supports what Ru/ssia is doing to Uk/raine” is weird. Viv did not have to make a statement or anything, she should have just remove/delete her retweet.

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I’m not surprised that Hazbin Hotel didn’t win any Grammys for their music considering how forgettable it all is. I can’t remember most of the lyrics to these songs because they’re not good enough to play on repeat. 

Fans are the only ones who remember Hazbin’s songs, with many claiming they're “incredible” and worthy of an award. However, even a few of them are saying the music wasn’t Grammy-worthy and undeserving of one. 

There’s nothing about Hazbin Hotel’s writing and music that’s award-worthy.

I never cared for awards shows and I will never understand why people do. Nothing from Hazbin is Grammys worthy. I can see it being nominated at an animation theme award show.

As a fan, the soundtrack is not good and I dislike all the songs. I have no problem with listening to music from cartoons [SU’s soundtrack is amazing] but Hazbin sounds too cartoony. The instrumentals are fine on their own and the VAs can sing.

The lyrics are the problem for me. They range from bland, to corny, or worse dumb. You cannot forget the swearing too. I listen to music with swears words but they are so harsh sounding in the Hazbin’s OTS. I dislike Lute’s lines in “You didn’t know”, it’s gross to my ears.

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Gender in Helluva Boss

Women really have to take care of men in this show it’s a bit ridiculous. Millie as I expected, is the office mom who gets drinks for everyone (but not herself)

she asks Loona, the other female employee, to take care of the male coworker her husband, because she can’t “keep both of them out of trouble at the same time” Even though all four of them are adults for fuck sake.

We see here how Blitzos mom isn’t there to support Blitz so in this moment Millie steps into that role to comfort him instead.

And Loona as Millie asked, has to replace her as Moxxies caretaker for his upset emotions. Ugh. I better start seeing support come the other way for Loona and Millie.

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tooningin

Lucifer having depression is only brought up in this one line, and even then it’s played off as a joke. Nothing about his character aside from that indicates he has depression.

This line was there for merchandise. They should have should Lucifer’s depression via showing it via his body language and actions not him saying it aloud for the audience.

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ms-cartoon

This is so f*ckin stupid.

What is this?? Why TF are you clinging to him??

Demon prince my ass.

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tooningin

I apologize to my family and everyone in my neighborhood (Or if it’s a weekday, school) who will witness my uncontrollable laughter when this scene comes on

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Anonymous asked:

Alastor will never be my favorite but I saw his charm in the pilot. In the show I didn't expect them to stoop down this low at writing Alastor. Season 2 probably going to be worse. I believe there are many ways to make a well written female driven show rather than destroying characters around the main female characters.

Alastor’s appeal is not for me either. Characters who have the quirk that they are all powerful they and they have a mysterious backstory is lame to me sometimes. Official series Al is bargain bin Shadow the hedgehog to me. A butter knife has more edge than Al.

I understand why he became popular during the pilot era. Pilot Al has fun chaotic but sinister energy to him. I really like his line at the 2:20 mark. The line delivery is fantastic too.

If he was still like this in the show, I would be a fan of him. In the show he is just jingling keys for the audience. Dude just bitches around and beefing with a walking TV and a weird looking ass muppet. The only time he did something “helpful” was telling Charlie how to kill the angels.

Anyway, Hazbin being “female driven” is nonsense. I believe there is a tweet where Viv clarified that she meant “female driven” as she is a woman is the head writer. I wish I can find the screenshot of it but searching up screenshots is a pain and her Twitter is locked so I cannot search up via the search feature.

It is lazy to have male characters look weak to make the female characters look more better. It gives me vibes of the character Chris Hemsworth plays in Ghostbusters 2016 where his character is dumb compare to the woman. I want the Hellaverse to give us badass woman who is evil and her motivations does not revolves around a man. Give us a pure evil woman or a fun and sadistic villain like Lord Dominator Viv, please.

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I'm just going to say something: (OPINION.)

Aroflux asexual here.

You have to keep in mind that some radio/apple and radio/static shippers can be the ace or aro spectrum. I have no issues with the asexual, aromantic, and aroace shippers. Some of them use Al to express their asexuality/aromanticism which is cool in my books.

Not a fan of radio/apple due how acephobic the allo shippers are. Seen it multiple times and it creeps me out and pisses me off. A lot of them see Al being aroace gets in the "way" of ship. They are too lazy to learn how to write an aroace character in a relationship.

I give the allo radio/static shippers credit, they kept Al's aromanticism and asexuality apart of the ship. There is even a variant of it called one-sided radio/static.

Character disliking other characters will not stop shippers or/and if one of the characters is already in a relationship. I am one of those people. If Lilith exists in their au/and she is not demonized for getting the "way" of their ship, it is fine.

Aroaces can be queerplatonic relationships. Oriented Aroaces exists. Not all aroaces are romance repulsed, there are romance favorable aros. Asexuality and Aromanticism is a spectrum.

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teeth-cable

Forgot to share this here but it isn’t just Viv who blocks criticism but her friends too.

My only interactions with Sam is when I QTed their two drawings with Velvette, criticizing them for their infantilizing treatment of Velvette, only to find out they’d blocked me.

If my call-outs wasn’t the reason why they blocked me (Which I doubt TBH) then it was because they saw the multiple of critical posts I made on Viv and the fandom

Sharing this to proof, Viv and her crew are aware of the criticism. They just chose to ignore it.

She actually called Vel a "Emotional Support Animal"?????

What in the actual fuck?

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Anonymous asked:

also I like seeing your blog, it makes my autistic heart happy/p

Thank you!! That means a lot to me. 🥰

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