Night meeting sketch

Expectations getting into tgcf are like

Oh hua cheng is the stereotypical hot mafia boss ceo bad boy with infinite money and power and xie lian is his defenseless starry eyed babygirl

And then u read it and its like

The defenseless babygirl is actually the most powerful, highly intelligent, very much capable of fucking shit up exponentially kind of guy but instead of that he chooses to cook bad food, get himself stabbed and pretend he doesnt recognize everyone's shitty disguises so as not to hurt their feelings

And the hot ceo mafia boss bad boy has in fact been the starry eyed babygirl all along

HuaLian could never do the "did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" Pickup line because hua cheng would say some shit like "i didnt fall i jumped down willingly and burned all their temples for disrespecting my dianxia" or "no it didnt because dianxia caught me <3"

Whilst xie lian's would be "yeah it did hurt i almost became a calamity"

Xie Lian as heavenly emperor post canon has its appeal, i admit, however, a funnier alternative is that the heavenly officials dont appoint any new emperor at all

Its just Ling Wen doing her thing as always, without the added element of "make prince xianle's life a nightmare so he turns evil" element

Someone new ascends and...

"I wish to meet the heavenly emperor-"

"Oh we dont have one, its just Ling Wen Zhenjun assigning us missions and taking reports as always.'

"But that means she's-"

"Oh, no, no, she's just our civil goddess, granted we cannot function without her and the communication array is maintained by her and she also makes sure we all do our job, but she isnt our ruler, shes a woman!'

"But she manages all...all of your affairs...so she's-"

"Don't be silly! Anyway, we have a meeting with her at 3 pm in the grand palace hall about this month's objectives and stuff, Ling Wen wants us all to report at the end of every trimester-"

#ling wen IS the emperor #xie Lian doesn't really take the job anyway so this is canon

Nie Mingjue & Nie Huaisang from MDZS

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Day 17: 💋Kiss 💋

How? Did I go through over two weeks of Inktober //without// drawing Hualian?? Truly do not comprehend how this happened.

And this isn't even "proper" hualian, I've punished Hua Cheng and left him to smooch a statue.