Look. I had to do it.
We Don't Talk About Bren
It was our graduation day, there was a traitor in our fam
(No traitors allowed in the fam)
Bren walks in with a maniacal grin
FIRE
you telling the story or am I?
I'm sorry Astrid, go on
Bren says he feels no pain
In doing so he breaks his brain
Murdered our parents that day
What a tragic fate
Anyway
We don't talk about Bren no no no no no we don't talk about Bren
Grew to live in fear of Trent’s casting and cutting
We can hear Bren muttering and mumbling
Our associate locked away in Vergesson shh shh shh
It's a heavy price with a mind that cunning
Always left Trent and the Scourgers running
Grappling with dunamancy they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
A six foot frame, scars unseen that last
Now he calls his name Caleb Widogast
When he has bad dreams he wakes you with his screams (hey)
We don't talk about Bren, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bren
He told me guards would die, the next day, dead(no no)
He told me I'd change sides just like he did
He said that he allied with the Krynn
Now we fight till dead (no no)
His fate was sealed when his ultimatum was said
He told me that the man of his dreams
Was a drow mage, and someday be his
He told me that his power would grow
Like the plums that make good wine (ja, Essek’s on his way)
He told me that his one true dream
Is just out of reach
Timeline in another
It's like I fear him now
Hey Wulf, I want not a spell out of you
Um, Bren
Yeah, about that, Bren
I really need to know Bren
Gimme the dunamantic power, Bren
(Caleb, your new teacher is here)
Time for dinner
Don't talk about Bren, no (why did you call him Bren)
Not a word about Bren
Never should've brought up Bren!
I'm so sorry, Mr. Miranda 😅