the injury of finally knowing you

would you still love me if i was a webp

No

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

i cannojt bretahe

I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.

i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh

Clown Orgy

the fuck is this

uhm what??

guys this is sorcery

I AM LOSING MY MIND

this is literally the best thing windows has ever done

you can apparently download 3d models from other people so

I think I used up all the cheese puns a person is allowed to have in a lifetime.

Hope everyone else is coping with end of season 1 with less cheesy puns.

-_-

Womp womp. Bonus extended edition scene:

(Watch in real time as I get more committed to this comic!)

Remember a couple weeks ago on Inauguration Day First Lady Michelle Obama, while viewing the parade from the presidential box, suddenly looked up and saw a group of beautiful, energetic Black girls from Chicago fast approaching?  The First Lady began to “get down” along with her “homegirls” who were really strutting their stuff.  Tomorrow, Michelle will travel home to Chicago to attend the funeral of one of those girls. Fifteen year old Hadiya Pendleton, a high school sophomore, honors student and drill team captain, was shot in the back on a rainy day while huddled under a canopy at a park with friends, just nine days after she’d proudly marched before the President and First Family. She told her family and friends being there was the happiest day in her entire life. Now, the entire city of Chicago is in mourning. There have been protests and marches and calls for an end to gun violence.  Police say a gang member randomly fired into the huddled group of innocent kids.

  Hadiya’s wake was Friday night. 

  The coward who murdered her has not been caught.

Please never forget about this

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

1.01 // 2.12

You got to be in the game. How was it? Was it fun, Tadashi?

the thing that kills me the most about korra’s situation, is that everyone thinks that she needs reassuring that everything will be taken care of while she’s recovering, but that’s not what she needs to hear at all

every time tenzin tells korra that the air nomads can take care of things while she’s recovering, korra is just reminded of what zaheer told her, that the world doesn’t need her anymore

korra needs to feel like the world needs her, because she’s had this unhealthy fixation on her role as the avatar her entire life, and being told that the world can just get by without her, no matter how short a period, is probably just killing her inside and making her feel more useless than ever

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

The fact that “It’s Been a Long, Long Time” (a song about two lovers reuniting with a kiss after being separated due to World War II) was the song that was playing when Steve first saw the Winter Soldier is going to keep me awake for the rest of my life, tbh.

i want you to show me that sight again, i’ve forgotten what i saw