therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker
Cuntula
Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
WHAT HAPPENED HERE
the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart
YO THATS MY CAT AS A KITTEN WHAT?????
here’s her as an adult! her name is lunazul
here’s her letting out another angelic note
Neil did Dracula Daily, 80s style.
happy first day of dracula to all who celebrate
for anyone who’d like to sign up, here’s the link!
the tl;dr is, since dracula is made up of in-universe journal entries, newspaper articles, letters, etc., it’s filled with dates. so dracula daily is sending out each chapter/segment according to the day it takes place in-story. the first was today, may 3rd, and it’ll go until november 2022. there won’t be an entry every day, and they’ll vary in length, all according to how the story goes. and if u see this post after may 3rd, it’s ok! u can still sign up and receive the entries via email as they come out for the rest of the stories, and go to their archive to read any u missed.
