I need megatron to somehow get turned into one of those like 30 pound Maine coon cats. Then because the decepticons are in disarray he gets dropped into the middle of the desert. witch ends up working out because one Jack Darby is driving along at the right time and sees kitty megs and is like I can’t just leave this cat here so he stuffs kitty megs into his back pack and brings him to the autobot base. I need megatron trapped in this two small organic body to be absolutely terrified of all the bots but Optimus. The kids find this funny. Miko has named the cat Meg because they all think megatron is a girl (he won’t let anyone check under there). Agent Fowler has now had to label certain aspects of the autobots spending money as cat supplies. Megatron is slowly turned into a happy purring cat who lounges on Optimus windshield and purrs along with his spark rhythm. The decepticons implode.