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To get along here you need to not be easily offended, have a good sense of humor, not take a dump on anyone's squee, and respect everyone's right and privilege to do and say and think and love anything and everything they want to. That said: Welcome and enjoy! If You're Here for my Fanfiction: I am kHo on AO3, and my newer fic is all up over there. My older fanfiction can be found on my website at LoveTheSnark.com or lovethesnark.lj.com.
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When Mike takes the fall for the fraud they’ve both been committing, Harvey is made to suffer in silence from the sidelines while Mike is carted off to prison.  Making matters worse, not only does Mike have to learn how to cope with prison from the normal threats, but an old enemy of Harvey’s gets involved, making things that much more dangerous.  Mike isn’t dealing all that well to begin with but it only gets worse once Harvey shows up four weeks in on a Friday, dressed in prison blue and carrying a lunch tray.
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lovethesnark

I did part of this thing that mostly @accol did and I'm super happy about it!!! I looked at what the last fic I wrote was.... a damn literal year ago. No wonder I couldn't contribute as much as them, I'm rusty as fuck!

Lemme tell you though, Gallo? Fun as shit to write.

These gifs, you using our lines on them? Oh man, I LOVE that!!!! Esp the Rachel one!!!

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smosh mouth: hi i'm shayne :) and i'm amanda :) today we'll be taking quizzes to find out which disney pricess we are 🥰🩷🌸

lunchtime with smosh: so which president has the biggest DICK??? has your husband MURDERED SOMEONE??? *chews on small fry* if I had to BURY A BODY-

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lilac-hecox

Hmmm... prompts. Amanda/Ian, honest to God anything, but I gotta say? Of all the fics i've loved with them, Ian's never the aggressor. Which I get, he's a little guy, but.... I'd still love to see one where he's the one who makes the move. But if you're not feeling that or it's already something you're writing, Shayne/Ian or Damien/Ian... basically same prompt

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Ian/Amanda - Amandian - Public

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“You’re the strangest person I’ve ever met,” Ian says as he smiles at Amanda over their shared lunch at the Smosh studio.

“Thank you?” Amanda says, laughing, her eyes crinkling and sparkling, and she makes a face, one that says his compliment is as much an insult as anything else, “Honestly? Same for you, buddy.”

Ian feels himself grin, his smile widens. It’s impossible for him not to smile when it’s her. Amanda is hilarious. She is odd but she is so true to herself, so unafraid to do and be whatever she wants without fear of what others will think of how they will see her. Ian feels maybe he used to be like that once and maybe that’s why he likes her. He’s chasing the freedom he once felt in his youth.

Well, it helps that Amanda is also gorgeous. She flips her dark hair and bats her lashes at him, and he has to work to fight back the blush that wants to creep across his cheeks.

There are a million and one reasons he should walk away from this situation and shut down any of this…flirtatious? Tone that has seemed to spring up between them. He’s her boss and she is his employee, but he never puts himself above her, or any of the cast. He’s in the trenches alongside of them, at least he likes to think that he is.

“You’re smiling at me,” Amanda says.

“You make it easy to smile,” Ian says with a shrug.

Amanda grins, one that Ian feels must mirror his own.

She tucks a hand under her face, holding her chin in the palm of her hand, “Tell me more.”

Ian’s heart speeds in his chest and he swallows down the nerves that bubble up his throat.

“Well, when you hang out with a beautiful and hilarious woman, it’s easy to want to smile, don’t you think?” he says, keeping his voice calm but he watches her face for a sign that he fucked up.

Amanda is smart enough to read between the lines and understand that this is Ian confessing without blatantly coming right out and telling her that he finds her attractive, that he likes her more than he should, that he’d like to take her out if it is okay with her.

She levels him with a cool smirk and her eyes flicker over him with interest.

“Yeah?” she asks, her voice smooth like butter, “maybe you’re right.”

In the small expanse of the table between them, Ian inches his hand forward and lets his fingertips rest on top of hers.

“Feel free to say no,” Ian says, “but I’d love to take you out sometime.”

“Drinks?” Amanda asks, teasing him by recalling the bit he dropped on her a handful of weeks ago.

“Anything,” Ian says, “as long as it’s with you, Amanda. But I’ve been told I make a mean grilled salmon.”

Amanda flips her hand so that their palms touch, a faint pink to her cheeks, a smile that takes Ian’s breath away.

“I’d love to,” she says, her voice quieter, private in a public space, something for the two of them only.

Ian nods and then he pulls away before the others begin to notice and he and Amanda go back to eating, and laughing, and that energy between them has only heightened to a level that makes Ian feel dizzy and excited for what may happen between them.

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lovethesnark

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Thank you @lilac-hecox this is so great! It's true actually, he's become much more I don't know if the word is reserved but maybe I wanna say insecure a bit over the years. Like how people say Angela reminds them of old school Ian.... That type of frenetic balls out she has he used to have too and still does sometimes. He's a bit more conscious of being perceived as weird. I could probably keep talking about how it probably happened around the time Anthony left but anyways....... My honey Ian, get your girl dude! If only she wasnt married I fucking KNOW they'd be together. Cuz even if she does have a height thing I think Ian's BDE makes up for it. (Or anyway I think he has bde esp around her).

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the smosh accounts being unhinged in the live chat yesterday: a saga

i actually cannot believe they're this unhinged

YALL BETTER REBLOG THIS I CANNOT EXPLAIN ENOUGH HOW CRAZY THESE PEOPLE ARE THIS IS REAL

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lovethesnark

So who are we thinking was voicing Pit v Games v Main? Shayne as Pits, Courtney as Games? Tommy as main?

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mitchmarnier

We all understand wanting to leave YouTube. The issue here is, instead of just getting their own website and shifting the content, they are going full throttle on making their fans pay for every single aspect- including content they’d already been given for free, over multiple years.

Plenty of content creators have had their own content sites over the years, with free content and then content specifically for their paid tiers. Not unlike Patreon but everything in the same place. So that fans could enjoy their content, especially videos they’re already viewed and enjoyed for free, but they are getting their freedom and their subscriptions.

It’s a strictly business decision and that’s fine. I just hope they’re prepared for how many regular viewers they’re going to lose because people can’t afford this, or straight up just aren’t willing to pay for something they used to get to free.

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It's such a bad idea and I'm really sad if it causes them to fail. They're very enjoyable but this is such a nuclear decision they're suddenly unloading rather than trying some more practical and palletable solutions aka memberships and patreon.

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Anonymous asked:

i find so funny how ian was like more chill about the possibility of anthony and him seeing each others d* yk 😭 i mean he was like "listen if this video has 1 million likes...then sure" but the idea of kissing anthony is like more chaotic for him to accept like it's so hilarious to me actually. probably is bc 200 tickets is something that is more likely to happen than that video getting 1 million likes idk but yeah it's just funny to me.

also the way anthony is like sitting in his chair totally open to it like it didn't even face him 💀

LISTEN, in the watch party streams Anthony fully uses the time to tease Ian and gladly uses the chat to do so. He also is so on board and was like "but what if we kiss?" and Ian is like "Naaaah."

I'm not giving up hope on this yet even if it doesn't happen on the Smosh the Sitcom Live show.

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lovethesnark

I'll tell you exactly why: because Ian knows he actively wants Anthony. He's not afraid of seeing a dick, but kissing and feeling what he knows he's buried for so damn long for Anthony (not just lust but love) is fucking terrifying. I get it!

Listen the longer I watch those two the more I'm convinced that Ian's fully in love and only maybe just coming to admit it to himself. Anthony I'm unsure. I think Anthony knows he loves Ian but maybe not sexually. (Let's have them kiss so he can awaken!!!)

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animentality

actually your characters should be pure wish fulfillment and your writing should be entirely self indulgent and it should all be very, incredibly, undeniably horny.

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