a lot of people (esp. americans) make fun of british cuisine and most of the time it’s fair, but a lot of the time the food they’re making fun of is poverty food or working-class food… so really the joke’s on them because our terrible terrible peasant food is gonna come in real handy with the current cost of living crisis!!!
Poverty didn’t force you to name your food “spotted dick”
Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”
Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.
Buy a canoe.
this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.
This the best Boo’d Up remix 💀💀💀 ig: @ victorpopejr
Who the hell is calling mixed people half bloods? LMFAO
Draco Malfoy
me: hey
tubglr: alexander hamilton is a gay nonbinary demi boy uwuu stay hydrated
me, hitting them w a newspaper: get out of my house
to be fair Hamilton is confirmed bi
to be fair Hamilton is confirmed slave owner
