WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

so what i’m getting from my peripheral is that tumblr radical feminists don’t see the merits in lotion and barely see the merits in bathing. makes sense.

how r ppl gonna know they have a pussy if it don’t stink

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Crank Dat Soulja Boy is now 10 years old

the last political compass you’ll ever need

why is this world-historical document being ignored

i’ll repeat that my views aren’t controversial outside Tumblr and are very nearly the dominant views on earth. these positions are direct and 

IM FUCJING SXREAMING

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im not suggesting we immediately transition to full communism or whatever, but you have to admit that Bothov had a lot of good ideas

I’m not suggesting we immediately genocide our enemies, but I think we can all agree their time is ending.

tell me, which of Bothov’s teachings do you disagree with? I bet you don’t even know who he is.

You know, you’re right, I don’t know they guy, never read anything by him, but if his ideas promote communism they’re garbage and so are you.

You’re telling me that you’ve never heard of Bothov? Come on, just ask me if you’re not sure.

Bothov is basic dialectical materialist theory, I’m against Communism myself but you really have to read Bothov to be able to form an argument against Communist on a theoretical

Seriously, @tehgore if you want me to explain Bothov to you just ask, I’m always up to talk about one of my favorite subjects.

Could you explain Bothov

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The fucking wind up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

danielle “druscilla” “tumblr mom” selders @infinity-on-dru moodboard 💫

When Beyoncé comes on in the club…

YOU BETTER WERK GRANT! 

I’ve never understood what the fuck a pale blog is

white supremacy look book

friendly aggressive reminder that the “mmm whatcha say” chorus was written by imogen heap for a song of her own that came out in 2005, and jason derulo both named his own song after the chorus he sampled from her and improperly credited her in 2009.

mmm whatcha say was written by a female artist and taken by jason derulo and now he gets credit for it. pls reblog bc not enough people know this. the original song is called hide and seek

special note: hide and seek (the original song) is fucking beautiful and emotional and you need to hear it outside of the context of jason derulo and/or that fucking meme

I knew Imogen’s song first and really only know it in that context; I’m not familiar with Derulo’s version. So I forget people might not know this.

Yes, go listen to “Hide and Seek” immediately.

Reblogging to counteract yet another white male stealing a woman’s work and getting the credit.

Jason Derulo…isn’t….white..

And he did credit her and she gave permission and she gets royalties and it’s called a sample and do y'all know what Google is?

Ah yes, so very white

the “jason derulo is a white male” person tagged their post with #cultural appropriation 

im fucking dead

I’m all of this

This post keeps getting worse

holy fucking christ.

Im bout to summon the ghost of frank sinatra to take woody allen out like to charge/reblog to cast

all of my fellow introverts and old souls, please remember that there is no shame in:

please remember, my fellow extroverts, there is no shame in:

•going ass out •going titties out •getting absolutely wasted •burning books to light your black n milds •screaming into a megaphone to create a world record for most people involved in conversation •throwing the pussy around like tomorrow doesn’t exist •enrolling in 5 classes and never showing up to any of them at all because you’re too busy partying •smoking three cigarettes at the same time while you’re drinking two pbrs at once using a beer hat and playing edward fortyhands simultaneously •never thinking about shit, ever •books is a doorstopper

Secret Service just threw all of Obama’s shit on the front lawn and told him to find a motel, WTF

wait, really? he’s still president and he will be until like 2/3 way through January they can’t do that

All I know is they told his black ass to shut the screen door on his way out last night, smh