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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

my God, why have you forsaken me?

concussed legend

for and big ups to @computermice - lifesaver

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

GIVEAWAY: 1,000 FOLLOWERS

Good lord this is a milestone I, in all honesty, didn’t expect to reach!

And, as a thank you for following and helping me reach this milestone, I’m going to do a giveaway of a free painted aka full rendered, full body tier character commission!

HOW TO ENTER:

RULES:

I’ll leave this open for followers and new followers alike. I’ll put names into a randomizer and leave it to fate to choose a winner for me.

The winner will be announced on MARCH 31st!

And thank you again!!!!! Especially to you, Trollhunters/3Below/TOA fandom! Ultimately its all of you that helped me get this far!

~SA

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

[crying]

[I Versum]

Dori me, interimo adepare dori me Ameno, ameno, latire, latire mo Dori me

Ameno Oma nare imperavi ameno Direme, direme matiro–

Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

mhm

Chelicerata also includes the extinct Sea Scorpions, including the largest known arthropod to have ever lived, Jaekelopterus

Technically Japanese spider-crabs’ limbs are long enough to beat that, but I think Jaekelopterus wins because it’s a full unit while the crabs are the size of a toaster with long skinny appendages.

The Council of Eurypterids stands in judgment

Encounter: the Council of Eurypterids, a group of ancient arthropods that stands in judgment against those that derail threads/conversations with bizarre tangents that don’t make any damn sense

Item: Tunic of the Judgmental Eurypterids, grants protection against conversations being derailed; if characters are trying to have a totally sensible conversation about, say, arthropod trivia, but someone drifts the subject with irrelevant asides, aesthetic posts, and plugs for bizarre merchandise, the wearer may summon ghostly chitinous beasts from beyond to force the target to shut up for a minute and let everyone get back to what they were trying to talk about. (Hopefully the appearance of ghostly chitinous beasts from beyond doesn’t distract everyone further.)

(Link to new design on TeePublic)

fuck this entire post

I read this as “the Council of Euripides” and thought the post was going to have prehistoric arthropods discussing Greek tragedies

hmm….

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.

Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.

Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.

Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.

ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.

Periscope allows you to stream live video.

Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.

American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.

Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.

And remember, if you are ever extra paranoid, meet in person if possible.

Or write a letter.

a little project im working on none of the frames are the final product but this is what we got so far

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

Dumb Jedi thingie, I mean, there has to be someone who made this joke when he first reveal his seele schneider right? and this is the appropriate time to bring it back XD